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Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk?
He ended up nailing Jesus.
I'm so old…
I remember when Pontius was a co-pilot.
What was Jesus's least favourite exercise class?
Pontius Pilates.
What did Pontius say when Jesus was dead?
"Nailed it."
What kind of exercise did the ancient Romans do?
Pontius Pilates
What is Jesus' favorite workout?
Pontius Pilates
Selfless until the end.
For Pontius Pilate's birthday, the Roman soldiers lined the street to his house with Jews nailed to crosses. Walking slowly, Pilate was admiring the gesture, when he spotted Jesus on the last cross... he was was muttering something. Pilot exclaimed "fetch me a ladder! if the King of the Jews has something to say, I want to hear it!" Reaching the top of the ladder, Pilate moves in close to hear Jesus in a dry, half-audible voice, singing "Happy birthday to you..."
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