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I use to own a Pontiac Trans Am, then I got a Honda Civic, and now I have a toyota Prius
That is my Auto-biography.
I just bought a Pontiac that s**... identifies as a Ferrari
It's a Trans Am
My s**... life is like a Pontiac.
I usually find it on the side of the road.
Where's the safest place for shelter during a tornado in Detroit?
The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.
What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?
Both are full of w**... and smell like burning oil.
Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.
For I did not speak of my own Accord -John 12:49
His Old Man had a Plymouth--He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Of all the trials of Job, the worst was a Pontiac.
For he breaketh me with a Tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. -Job 9:17
I just replaced a bunch of parts on my Chevy muscle car and made it a Pontiac muscle car.
Now it's a trans Trans-Am.
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