The Best 8 Pontiac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pontiac jokes. There are some pontiac saab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pontiac vehicle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pontiac Jokes and Puns

I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari

It's a Trans Am

My sex life is like a Pontiac.

I usually find it on the side of the road.

Where's the safest place for shelter during a tornado in Detroit?

The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.

Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.

For I did not speak of my own Accord -John 12:49
His Old Man had a Plymouth--He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Of all the trials of Job, the worst was a Pontiac.
For he breaketh me with a Tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. -Job 9:17

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.


I just replaced a bunch of parts on my Chevy muscle car and made it a Pontiac muscle car.

Now it's a trans Trans-Am.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

How do you make a Chrysler Pontiac float?

Glass of soda and two scoops of Chrysler Pontiac

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