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94 pony jokes and hilarious pony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find the best laugh with our collection of funny pony jokes! From clever puns to silly Shetland pony stories, we've got something for everyone. See if you can guess the puns of the One Trick Pony and the Dun Stunk. Get your giggle on with our collection of pony humor from around the world including the best Punjabi jokes about ponies.

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Popular Pony Short Jokes

Short pony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pony humour may include short horse mounted jokes also.

  1. I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all.
  2. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
    A-ridin' on a pony,
    Stuck a feather in her hat
    and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
  3. Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but... ...he was a little hoarse.
  4. A pony walks into a bar Bartender: What'll it be?
    Pony: I'll *ahem* have a *cough cough* beer.
    Bartender: You got a cough?
    Pony: Yeah *ahem* I'm a little horse.
  5. A bear and a pony walked onto the stage at a convention... And the pony went up to the microphone and said, "Bear with me, I'm a little horse."
  6. A pony goes into a bar, and the bar tender asks him why the long face? I didn't make it into the men's choir.
    Well, you are a little horse.
  7. What do you do when there's a deer next to you, a lion is chasing you, and a pony flees from you? Exit the carousel and avoid further alcohol.
  8. I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
  9. My barber interrupted my horse story... ...even though I told him *not* to cut off my pony tale
  10. A man takes his pet pony to the vet. The receptionist says what seems to be the problem? The man says well he's a little horse

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Pony One Liners

Which pony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pony? I can suggest the ones about horse hay and racehorse.

  1. Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse
  2. A pony came by my house for a glass of water today It was a little hoarse.
  3. What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse
  4. Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse.
  5. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse
  6. Why can't a pony sing? Because it's voice is a little horse.
  7. What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry
  8. What do you call an arrogant pony on drugs A high horse
  9. Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse.
  10. Cough, Rough, Though, Through. Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?
  11. Why can't the pony yell? His voice is too horse.
  12. Why does a pony sound so weird? Because he's a little hoarse
  13. Why didn't the pony say anything? Because he was a little hoarse...
  14. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!
  15. Did you hear about the talking pony? ... He was a little hoarse.

My Little Pony Jokes

Here is a list of funny my little pony jokes and even better my little pony puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable.
  • Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
  • It should have been a pony. A small horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
    The bartender says "I can't hear you!"
    The horse says "Sorry I'm a little hoarse."
  • I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.
  • Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
  • Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse.
  • Why couldn't the pony speak clearly? He was a little hoarse.
  • What did the pony say after he coughed? Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.
  • Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? A: He was a little hoarse.
  • My doctor told me to stop eating pony meat It was making me a little horse

Shetland Pony Jokes

Here is a list of funny shetland pony jokes and even better shetland pony puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the Shetland pony want a drink? Because it was sounding a little hoarse
  • Pony I came home the other day and my wife had the veterinarian there looking at my shetland pony.
    Very concerned i asked " whats wrong with him!"
    The Vet said "he's ok, he's just a little horse"
  • What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up? "Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Pony joke, What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Pony joke, What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pony can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pony puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Pony Jokes

What funny jokes about pony you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean donkey and horse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pony prank.

Helen Keller

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"

Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'
Adolf h**... went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'

A pony recently got to work as a teacher,

But 1 day before school starts he got a cold. Naturally he couldn't talk as loud as usual so the next day he comes into the class and says: "Good morning! Sorry if I'm being a bit quiet, I'm just a little horse."

Beauty and the beast

Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more e**..., eventually causing it to sprout an e**.... A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."

Petting Zoo

A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"

Cowboy . . . and no vet

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?
He was a little hoarse.

A patriotic Helen Keller song...

"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."

A pony walks into a bar...

and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "i can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."

A pony walks into a bar...

A pony walks into a bar, and is stared at by the bartender and patrons. He makes his way up to the bar, and in a raspy voice asks the bartender for a glass of water. He quickly downs the glass, clears his t**..., and says, "you'll have to excuse me, I'm a little hoarse"

A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...

He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

He was a little hoarse!

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

A man goes to the doctor with a sore t**....

"Doctor, I feel like a pony!"
"Don't worry," says the doctors, "it sounds to me like you're just a little hoarse"

A pony walks into a bar.

"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice.
"Come again?" Says the bartender.
"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice, yet again.
"I can't understand you, your voice is too raspy" says the bartender.
The pony says "Sorry, I am a little horse."

A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside.

And guess what? Pony gone.

Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony?

There's no more apple jack.

What do you call a pony with a sore t**...?

A little hoarse

What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?

Pony Park

What's the difference between an Italian dessert cheese and a small pony who loves makeup?

Ones a mascarpone, ones a mascara pony

What is the difference between a game console and a butchery?

One is a Sony Playstation and the other is a pony slaystation.

A pony walks into a bar

Says to the bartender Let me get one Apple martini
bartender leans in closer and says what?
Pony says one. Apple martini, please .
Bartender asks, something about a Bikini?
Pony starts to get a little frustrated but manages to say a little louder now ONE APPLE MARTINI
Bartender said oh! It's hard to hear you, you're a little horse

How do you conceal a cheese loving horse?

Mask a Pony

What did the pony say at karaoke night when he went up to sing?

Pardon my voice, I'm just a little horse.

Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote

Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"
Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"
Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."

Did you hear about the pony with the sore t**...?

He was a little hoarse

A friend of mine got rushed to hospital because he put a toy pony up his b**...

Personally, I pity the foal.
In case you're worried about him - don't, he's in a stable condition

A man rides a pony into a bar

A man charges through the front door of his local saloon, perched on the back of a pony. He rushes to the bar and says Bartender, I need a hot tea, as quick as you can!
The bartender, taken aback, says Sir! You can't ride that thing in here! And why do you so desperately need a hot tea?!
The man leans forward, looks the bartender square in the eye, and slowly pets the pony's mane.
Mister , he exclaims, I'm feeling a little horse .

A dwarf pony with laryngitis t**... into a bar

and mumbles something to the bartender.
"What? Speak up, I can't hear you." she says.
The pony leans in closer and says "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse."

Did you hear about the pony with a sore t**...?

He was diagnosed a little horse.
Thank you.... you're a great crowd.

A pony walks into a bar.

"What'll it be?" asks the bartender.
"I'll have one whiskey, please." the pony whispered softly.
The bartender says, "Sure, but why are you speaking so quietly?"
"I'm a little hoarse."

A horse walks into a bar

And the bartender asked "why the long face?"
The horse said, well, it has been a really bad day. Around 10 years ago, I married a pony, the absolute love of my life. She just passed away at the hospital from t**... cancer. I'm on my way back home and I just came in for a few drinks to ease the pain.
The bartender felt horrible about the s**... joke he said earlier and apologized profusely.
The horse just shook his head and said don't worry about it. In all honesty, we should have caught the cancer much earlier. She was always a little horse.

A pony goes into a pharmacy and asks for some t**... lozenges.


The pharmacist asks, "Do you have a cold?".
The pony replies, "No. I'm just a little hoarse."

Pony joke, What do you do when there's a deer next to you, a lion is chasing you, and a pony flees from you?

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