The Best 10 Ponder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ponder jokes. There are some ponder physicist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ponder leads puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ponder Jokes and Puns

"Yes, you're free now"

I'm walking down the street in New York City when a black guy walking by me stops and ask, "Hey, did the Yankees win?". I ponder for a second then respond, "Yes, you're free now" and continue on my way.

I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.

Then it hit me.

4 gay guys walk into a bar...

They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, "why don't we just flip it over?"

(Sorry if its a repost)

Ponder joke, 4 gay guys walk into a bar...

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

A doctor tells his patient, "I have bad news and worse news."

"The bad news is that you have cancer. The worse news is, you also have Alzheimer's."

The woman sits and thinks for a moment, seeming to ponder these heavy diagnoses. Finally, she says "Well, I guess it could be worse. At least I don't have cancer!"


How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the F out of way.


*pause to let them ponder*


... there is no F in way...

I was pondering life with the cat wizard...

Then he said something that gave me paws.

Ponder joke, I was pondering life with the cat wizard...

A very young girl asked her mother to define couple....

And her mother responded: "well, like two or three" and then proceeds to ponder why her marriage didn't last

Ponder this

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

A son asks Dad, why am I named Ponder?

Well, son, we had to give it a lot of careful thought.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ponder dim jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ponder rethink piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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