The Best 11 Ponder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ponder jokes. There are some ponder physicist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ponder things to ponder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ponder Jokes and Puns

"Yes, you're free now"

I'm walking down the street in New York City when a black guy walking by me stops and ask, "Hey, did the Yankees win?". I ponder for a second then respond, "Yes, you're free now" and continue on my way.

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.

Then it hit me.

4 gay guys walk into a bar...

They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, "why don't we just flip it over?"

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A doctor tells his patient, "I have bad news and worse news."

"The bad news is that you have cancer. The worse news is, you also have Alzheimer's."

The woman sits and thinks for a moment, seeming to ponder these heavy diagnoses. Finally, she says "Well, I guess it could be worse. At least I don't have cancer!"

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the F out of way.

*pause to let them ponder*

... there is no F in way...

What question does a pencil ponder on?

2B or not 2B

Ponder joke, What question does a pencil ponder on?

I was pondering life with the cat wizard...

Then he said something that gave me paws.

A very young girl asked her mother to define couple....

And her mother responded: "well, like two or three" and then proceeds to ponder why her marriage didn't last

Ponder this

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

A son asks Dad, why am I named Ponder?

Well, son, we had to give it a lot of careful thought.

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