The Best 5 Pompous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pompous jokes. There are some pompous presumptuous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pompous compulsory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pompous Jokes and Puns

Would you be offended if I said...

Would you be offended if I said that I'm not voting for that white, elitist, pompous, corrupt, egomaniac that's going to ruin our country?

...or would you even know which candidate I'm talking about?

As the Queen's dog, you would think corgis are pompous

But they're actually pretty down to earth.

There's a huge stigma attached to me because I'm tall and handsome.

People instantly assume that I'm pompous.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Why did Jesus refuse to fly British Airways?

Because they had a pompous pilot.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pompous executives jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pompous esoteric piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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