Pomeranian Jokes
4 pomeranian jokes and hilarious pomeranian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pomeranian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pomeranian Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pomeranian joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.
My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I'm as jittery as a cat.
Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the Labrador.
* I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch. *
What weighs more: A pound of feathers, or a pound of dogs?
The dogs. A pound can house many of them and even a pomeranian weighs at least a few pounds.
I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper
Please don't ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*
What do you call a cross between a pomeranian and a sculpture of a fruit?
A pomegranite.
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