The Best 7 Polygons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Polygons jokes. There are some polygons geometry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these polygons triangle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Polygons Jokes and Puns

Don't try to change the shape of 2-sided polygons.

Let bigons be bigons.

How do you feel about polygons?

Many sides, many sides.

What do they make polygons wear on probation?

an angle monitor

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class

Context: talking about permafrost. They way vegetation thaws out is called polygons (cause they look like them)

So he says: on the exam if I ask what polygons are... I'm asking about the permafrost ground. Not a dead parrot!

I think I'm too tired cause I laughed way too hard!


What shape is most likely to be amish?

Polygons, they're into polygamy.

Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the polygons mathematics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working polygons prof piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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