Polygon Jokes

Funniest Polygon Short Jokes

Short polygon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polygon humour may include short rectangle jokes also.

1. A circle accidentally shot a square... his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."
2. My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon. However, I think we can let digons be digons.
3. Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular.
4. What did the mathematician call their parrot when it stopped eating? Polynomial.
   What did they call it when it died?
   Polygon.
5. What is it called when your parrot flies away Poly-gon
6. What is it called when all your exes leave you? Polygone
7. What shape is most likely to be amish? Polygons, they're into polygamy.
8. What does the polygon say to the circle? Try angles
9. Why was the mathematician concerned for his parrot? Because polygon.
   *Courtesy of my train conductor this morning.
10. Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle.

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Polygon One Liners

Which polygon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polygon? I can suggest the ones about circle and plot.

1. What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
2. Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.
3. What did the math teacher say when the parrot escaped? Polygon
4. What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon.
5. What did the mathematician say when when his geometric parrot flew away Polygon
6. The mathematician has lost his parrot Polygon
7. What did the mathematician call his dead parrot? Polygon
8. What did the mathematician say about the death of his pet parrot? "Polynomial. Polygon."
9. What do you call a missing shape? A polygone!
10. Don't try to change the shape of 2-sided polygons. Let bigons be bigons.
11. How do you feel about polygons? Many sides, many sides.
12. What do you call an empty bird cage? Polygon
13. What do they make polygons wear on probation? an angle monitor
14. What did the ten-sided polygon say when his porch washed away Decagon
15. What do you call a polygon with 4 right angles? A correctangle!

Comical & Quirky Polygon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about polygon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graph jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make polygon pranks.