Polygon Jokes

Funniest Polygon Short Jokes

Short polygon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polygon humour may include short rectangle jokes also.

1. A circle accidentally shot a square... his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."
2. My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon. However, I think we can let digons be digons.
3. Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular.
4. Why was the mathematician concerned for his parrot? Because polygon.
   *Courtesy of my train conductor this morning.
5. What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon
   (sorry)
6. What do you call a mathematical plane absent of lines, angles, and polygons? Plane MT

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Polygon One Liners

Which polygon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polygon? I can suggest the ones about circle and plot.

1. What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
2. Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.
3. What did the mathematician say when when his geometric parrot flew away Polygon
4. What do you call a missing shape? A polygone!
5. Don't try to change the shape of 2-sided polygons. Let bigons be bigons.
6. How do you feel about polygons? Many sides, many sides.
7. What do you call an empty bird cage? Polygon
8. What do they make polygons wear on probation? an angle monitor
9. What did the ten-sided polygon say when his porch washed away Decagon
10. What do you call a polygon with 4 right angles? A correctangle!
11. What is it called when your parrot flies away Poly-gon
12. What is it called when all your exes leave you? Polygone
13. What does the polygon say to the circle? Try angles
14. What is a six-sided polygon known as? A stop sign
15. In mathematics we learn polygons In Islam they learn about polygamy

Comical & Quirky Polygon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about polygon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graph jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make polygon pranks.