The Best 17 Polygon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Polygon jokes. There are some polygon polynomial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these polygon squawk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Polygon Jokes and Puns

What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy?


Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open?


What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?


Polygon joke, What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

The mathematician has lost his parrot


What did the mathematician call his dead parrot?



the guru was happily teaching math to the students at his home. He said

"5 sides --> pentagon"

"6 sides -->hexagon"

"8 sides -->octagon"

.....then suddenly, the guru got a sudden heart attack, he fell onto the ground making a loud "thud" sound and died on the spot. Hearing the sound, his wife came running from the other room and asked "what happened ?"

Guess what the students said ?

"--> gurugon"

My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

What is a polygon? A dead parrot!

Polygon joke, My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.

What did the mathematician say about the death of his pet parrot?

"Polynomial. Polygon."

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

What do you call an empty bird cage?


What do you call a polygon with 4 right angles?

A correctangle!

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What did the ten-sided polygon say when his porch washed away


What is it called when your parrot flies away


What did the mathematician call their parrot when it stopped eating?


What did they call it when it died?


What does the polygon say to the circle?

Try angles

Why was the mathematician concerned for his parrot?

Because polygon.

*Courtesy of my train conductor this morning.

Polygon joke, Why was the mathematician concerned for his parrot?

Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the polygon hexagon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working polygon geometry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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