Polyester Jokes

5 polyester jokes and hilarious polyester puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polyester that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laughable Polyester Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What is a good polyester joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man attacks a woman wearing a fur coat..

..and shouts at her angrily - "Do you have any idea how many minks had to die for you to wear that fur??"
"It is not mink, it's polyester!"
"Doesn't matter!! Do you know how many polyesters had to die!?"

I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants

It's weird because they usually pick cotton.

Sue reports for jury duty as ordered.

She promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudiced. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."
"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."

A black man walked into my store today and bought polyester pants.

Which is weird, since they usually pick cotton.

Did you guys hear that Old Navy has been using fake wool?

They can't pull the polyester over our eyes anymore!

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