The Best 7 Polyester Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Polyester jokes. There are some polyester spandex jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these polyester euripides puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Polyester Jokes and Puns

A man attacks a woman wearing a fur coat..

..and shouts at her angrily - "Do you have any idea how many minks had to die for you to wear that fur??"

"It is not mink, it's polyester!"

"Doesn't matter!! Do you know how many polyesters had to die!?"

I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants

It's weird because they usually pick cotton.

Sue reports for jury duty as ordered.

She promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudiced. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."

"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."

A black man walked into my store today and bought polyester pants.

Which is weird, since they usually pick cotton.

Did you guys hear that Old Navy has been using fake wool?

They can't pull the polyester over our eyes anymore!


Here's to all Hispanic sailors celebrating their gifts of warm polyester pullovers with their children.

Fleece Navy Dad!

I ordered an expensive pillow cover that was supposed to be made of high quality cotton, but the one I received was just cheap polyester.

What a sham.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the polyester nylon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working polyester wool piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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