Poly Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy?

Triangles.

Polyamory is wrong!

You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.

The word politics is derived from two words

The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite.

We use a very accurate term to describe our government.

Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.

What did the polyhedron get when he hit puberty?

Cubic hair

The etymology of the word "politics" is surprisingly accurate.

"poly" meaning "many", and tics meaning "small bloodsucking parasites."

If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites,

then politics must mean...

I've finally understood the meaning of "politics"

It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood sucking parasite.

My redneck cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners.

Cracker wants a poly.

My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously clichΓ©...

I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?

Why should polygamy be legal?

Any guy willing to take multiple wives is punishment enough!

Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"

What did the fabric manufacturer name his two daughters?

Poly and Esther

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate

Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Polynesian

Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa....

What is the etymology of politics?

Poly for many and tics for blood sucking creatures.

How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?

A poly graph.

The REAL definition of POLITICS

This is the real definition.
POLY= MANY
TICS= BLOOD SUCKING PARASITES.
Therefore, Politics = Many blood sucking parasites. :)

Polyamory is wrong.

Obviously you shouldn't just mix Greek and Latin roots like that

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."

credit - Taylor Mason

Why did the quadratic equation get so many Tinder matches?

It's poly

The best thing about being a left-wing queer poly millennial female university student is...

the relief on people's faces when they crack a joke, and you just... take it as a joke.

I consider my self a polyatheist

Because I don't believe in a lot of gods

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nob'dy

Have I ever told you the etymology of the word politics?

It is poly for many and ticks for small blood sucking creatures.

how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy?

Cracker wanna poly?

What are the funniest poly jokes of all time?

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