Poltergeist Jokes
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We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.
I told a poltergeist that I'd give him $10,000 to leave my home forever
But when I didn't pay he came back and repossessed my house
I recently wrote a book about poltergeists
and I'm pleased to say it is flying off the shelves.
The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."
"Oh yeah, why?"
"Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"
What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?
Possession within tent
I just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist.
That'll come back to haunt me.
I've just published a book on poltergeists.
It's flying off the shelves.
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