Poltergeist Jokes
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Comedy Poltergeist Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good poltergeist joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.
I told a poltergeist that I'd give him $10,000 to leave my home forever
But when I didn't pay he came back and repossessed my house
I recently wrote a book about poltergeists
and I'm pleased to say it is flying off the shelves.
I just published my first book about poltergeists...
...and the store told me they're flying off the shelves.
I recently wrote a book about poltergeists....
They're flying off the shelves!!!
(Credit goes to jimmy Carr on that one)
Poltergeists
I wrote a book about poltergeists...
..its been flying off the shelves!
I just published my first book on Poltergeists....
Copies were flying off the shelves.....
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