Polo Jokes

Funniest Polo Short Jokes

Short polo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polo humour may include short pony jokes also.

1. I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned
2. They say you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. I say you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him swim. I am _never_ playing water polo again
3. I can't seem to understand water polo I always do fairly well but the horse always drowns in the end
4. Irish Water Polo Team Did you hear about the Irish water polo team?
   All their horses drowned.
5. Walked up to my dyslexic friend to show him my new polo shirt, and he barfed all over it. He should've told me he was Lacoste intolerant.
6. I spent all day yesterday putting down horses. Turns out the WHO weren't actually trying to eradicate polo...
7. What happens when a duck lands on the net during a water polo game? They call it a water fowl.
8. What did he blind man do for three hours after losing he's seeing-eye-dog? He played Barko Polo.
9. Whats furry and minty? A polo-bear
10. Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short I told him to get off his high horse

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Polo One Liners

Which polo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polo? I can suggest the ones about polio and polar.

1. Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt? Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
2. Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey
3. Where'd Mark go? POLO!
   #dadjokes
4. what do you call a person who cant differentiate a t-shirt from a polo collar-blind
5. I really don't understand water polo Like, how do they keep the horses from drowning?
6. When I hear people talking about water polo all I can think about is Those poor horses.
7. What's the opposite of Mini Golf? Macro Polo
8. What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo
9. How did Marco Polo cross Siberia? He took it one steppe at a time.
10. What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia? Narco Polo
11. What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens
12. Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned
13. I tried water polo but....
14. What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo.
15. Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
    A: Marco Polo.

Polo Shirt Jokes

Here is a list of funny polo shirt jokes and even better polo shirt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My top smells of peppermint - Well, it is a polo shirt.

Marco Polo Jokes

Here is a list of funny marco polo jokes and even better marco polo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! Franklin D Roosevelt! Polio!
• Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Gather Around for Heartwarming Polo Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about polo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make polo pranks.