Polly Jokes
27 polly jokes and hilarious polly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Polly Short Jokes
Short polly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polly humour may include short polygon jokes also.
- Did you know that the singer Olly Murs has a sister who is a scientist? Her name is Polly Murs.
I'll show myself out........ - What do pirate parrots say? Polly wanna kraken!
(Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds) - I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle... ... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!
- Why did the headmaster at school never give my parrot a seat in physics class? Because he was named the Polly Exclusion Principal.
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Polly One Liners
Which polly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polly? I can suggest the ones about sally and parrot.
- My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday. Polly gone.
- What do you call a parrot that speaks more than one language? Polly-lingual
- What do you call Rule 34 of Polly the Parrot? Bukawk-ke
- What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie
- My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester.
- Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a c**....
- Have you heard about the m**... drag queen? She is Polly Glamorous
- What did the r**... parrot say? c**... wants a Polly.
- Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a c**....
- What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS!
...Polly want a c**.... - What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? A Rollie Pollie
Giggle-Inducing Polly Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about polly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean molly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make polly pranks.
Dumb Nirvana Joke
I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.
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Crackers
So my black friend Treyvon is having some issues with his girl friend (Polly). He told me she gave him an ultimatum. He either has to change his life in a number of ways including getting a stable job and marrying her or she'll leave him and find some one who will. After Treyvon had poured his heart out and told me about what Polly had told him he asked me what i thought. So I gave him my honest opinion. I said " well it sounds like Polly wants a c**...."
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender asks how he got the peg leg.
"Well", says the pirate, "I fell into the sea and had to fight off a shark, but he ate me leg."
"What about the hook hand?" Pirate: "Me vessel got boarded by some scallywags and I lost me hand in the fight."
"Well, how about the eyepatch?"
"Ol' Polly here pooped in me eye!"
The bartender was confused and asked how that could possibly make him lose his eye. The pirate responds: "First day with the hook."
Raymond and Polly
A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite! Polly begins to drool. Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!
Polly is just aching for action at this point. Finally, Raymond drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Polly grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. Raymond catches her before she is able to leave and asks, Why are you in such a hurry to go?
Polly then replies, With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!
