The Best 14 Polly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Polly jokes. There are some polly harriet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these polly suzie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Polly Jokes and Puns

Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity.

But Polly wanted a cracker.

Have you heard about the Mormon drag queen?

She is Polly Glamorous

Did you know that the singer Olly Murs has a sister who is a scientist?

Her name is Polly Murs.

I'll show myself out........

Polly joke, Did you know that the singer Olly Murs has a sister who is a scientist?

Dumb Nirvana Joke

I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.

What did the redneck parrot say?

Cracker wants a Polly.

What do pirate parrots say?

Polly wanna kraken!

(Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds)

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Polly joke, Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?


...Polly want a cracker.

I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle...

... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Why did the headmaster at school never give my parrot a seat in physics class?

Because he was named the Polly Exclusion Principal.

You can explore polly sally reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean polly eliza dad jokes. There are also polly puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call Rule 34 of Polly the Parrot?


Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.


So my black friend Treyvon is having some issues with his girl friend (Polly). He told me she gave him an ultimatum. He either has to change his life in a number of ways including getting a stable job and marrying her or she'll leave him and find some one who will. After Treyvon had poured his heart out and told me about what Polly had told him he asked me what i thought. So I gave him my honest opinion. I said " well it sounds like Polly wants a cracker."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the polly hannah jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working polly parrot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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