Pollution Jokes

28 pollution jokes and hilarious pollution puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pollution that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of pollution jokes. From smog to water pollution, we've got jokes about all types of pollution.

Funniest Pollution Short Jokes

Short pollution jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pollution humour may include short corruption jokes also.

  1. Greta Thunberg has just been confirmed as a huge polluter. Her Tweet to Tater-Tot was easily the biggest burn in history.
  2. The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
  3. The oceans are really polluted nowdays. Last time I bought sardines, they were dead and covered in oil.
  4. Gas stations should be ashamed for selling a poisonous product that we over-consume and that pollutes the Earth... Seriously, Slim Jims are terrible.
  5. Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution in the world My solution: put a silencer in every school
  6. Pollution levels have come down so drastically That my wife is now seeing things from my point of view!
  7. Girlfriend: At least with the quarantine, the air pollution levels are down Me: Well I kinda like the air pollution, it adds to the atmosphere.
  8. An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow.
    I guess you can say he was in da Nile.
  9. Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.
  10. Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution:
    "When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."

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Pollution One Liners

Which pollution one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pollution? I can suggest the ones about waste and radiation.

  1. What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
  2. Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission.
  3. What is it called when a Kardashian falls into the sea? Pollution.
  4. Why does argentina have the least pollution? Because they have Buenos Aíres
  5. The thinner you are, the less you contribute to pollution. Because less waist.
  6. Why is the sky so dark above Rabbit City? Because of the hare pollution!
  7. Honk if you hate noise pollution
  8. What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China? Pollution.
  9. What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge? Pollution.
  10. Cigars are most ecological product in world. It kills pollution directly from source.
  11. Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter.
  12. Don't pollute the Earth...'s not Uranus.
  13. What's an mexican in an air balloon Pollution
  14. What do you call a black guy in water? Pollution.
  15. They say cows pollute more than cars I think we should get rid of my sister then.

Water Pollution Jokes

Here is a list of funny water pollution jokes and even better water pollution puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why didn't the government fine the gas company when fracking polluted the water supply? They were exxonerated.
Pollution joke, Why didn't the government fine the gas company when fracking polluted the water supply?

Cheeky Pollution Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about pollution you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sewage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pollution pranks.

Pollution joke, What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?