Polls Jokes

Funniest Polls Short Jokes

Short polls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polls humour may include short votes jokes also.

1. Poll: Have You Ever Watched Malcom in the Middle? [YES]
   [NO]
   [MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW]
   [CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?]
2. Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls.
3. CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk They all hate the 1% though
4. I created a poll to see if people preferred pillows stuffed with bird feathers or pillows stuffed with synthetic material. Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.
5. Donald Trump is so far behind in the polls... ....it reminds me of the night he won the Presidency.
6. They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel 52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility
7. Why does Warsaw get nervous during its neighbor's election season? Because of Germans rushing to the polls!
8. What do strippers and presidential candidates have in common? They both go up and down polls
9. According to a recent poll 9 out of 10 people have never had Steak Tartare. Apparently it's very rare.
10. Once, China organized a poll to find out which clothing item was the most popular. Everyone thought it would be shirt. But taiwan.

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Polls One Liners

Which polls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polls? I can suggest the ones about survey and votes counted.

1. I recently took a poll and found out 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed
2. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
3. What's the most attention grabbing way to advertise a political candidate? Poll dancing
4. How did the stripper know she was the most popular dancer at the club? She took a poll.
5. My wife told me she is a poll worker. I'm just surprised they pay her in all singles.
6. 76% of horses prefer running to walking ... According to a recent gallop poll.
7. What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls
8. I took a poll recently and 100% of people were annoyed with their tent falling down.
9. I'm doing a poll: Horses.
   Yay, or....?
10. Why are strippers such good politicians? 'Cause they're good on the polls.
11. I got a voting booth to decorate my house today it really polls the room together
12. Are the Polish for or against abductions? Maybe I should take a poll
13. What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!
14. In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami.
15. With the current outlook on UK exit polls... It looks like june is the end of May

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