The Best 3 Pollocks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pollocks jokes. There are some pollocks skinheads jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pollocks whay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pollocks Jokes and Puns

What do children and Jackson Pollocks have in common?

I look at both and think I could make them myself, but don't want them in my freaking house.

Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art?

He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks

Two Pollocks go fishing

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing on a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!" The other says "well, just make sure you mark the spot!" After they get back on shore, the first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat. The other polack says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat tomorrow?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pollocks latitude jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pollocks necrophiliacs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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