The Best 7 Pollock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pollock jokes. There are some pollock eyy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pollock pollack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pollock Jokes and Puns

How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class?

He passed it with flying colors.


Two Pollocks go fishing

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing on a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!" The other says "well, just make sure you mark the spot!" After they get back on shore, the first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat. The other polack says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat tomorrow?"

What do you call a Polish person who splatters paint everywhere?

Jackson Pollock.

Jackson Pollock is your favorite artist?

Weird flecks, but okay.

How do you confuse a pollock?

Put him in a round room and tell him to find the corners

Apparently the Subway in my town has hired a new 'Sandwhich Artist'.

Looking at my sandwich, my guess is Jackson Pollock.

I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest?

A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm...

That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pollock khashoggi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pollock herring piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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