Pollo Jokes
9 pollo jokes and hilarious pollo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pollo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a chicken's favorite game to play in the pool?
Marco Pollo
Two p**... go fishing
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing on a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!" The other says "well, just make sure you mark the spot!" After they get back on shore, the first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat. The other p**... says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat tomorrow?"
How do you call your chicken named Marco?
"Pollo"
Why did the chicken go around the world?
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?
Arrows con Pollo
Cholo Pollo
Q: What did the mama chicken say to the cholo chicken?
A: Pollo pants up...
The wonderful world of Ironi
"Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco" - Hispanic colleague
What do you call an intrepid rooster?
Marco "Pollo"
What do you call a chicken god?
A pollo
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