Polling Jokes
7 polling jokes and hilarious polling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Laughable Polling Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What is a good polling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
no Idea why they arrested me...
I just read the sign and complied...
it said:
NO campaign materials or **clothing** allowed in polling place.
Roy Moor arrived at the polling station on a horse
His assistant misunderstood when Roy said he wanted to ride a 6 Year old b**...
If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember
At least you don't work in polling
The U.S. postal services came out with a new Donald Trump stamp. Although they received many complaints that they were defective!
After polling the public on how the stamp is defective, they figured out nothing was wrong with the stamp at all!
The americans were just not spitting on the right side!
Just had a strange phone survey
They asked:
* How's the knee feeling?
* Do you prefer shorts or long pants?
* Do you ever get cramps in your calf area?
I interrupted and said, Hey, this is weird. Why are you asking such strange questions?
The surveyor laughed and said, I'm just polling your leg.
I was going to vote in the primary, but I got to the polling place late...
....and I just had to sit in my car until my favorite song, "Tom Sawyer," ended.
But by the time I exited the vehicle, it was too late for me to enter the polling place. I'm really frustrated because it's not the first time that has happened to me.
I'm so sick of Rush's interference in our elections!
Fox News is reporting President Trump's polling at an all-time low....
...with only a 108% approval rating.
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