Pollen Jokes

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Funniest Pollen Short Jokes

Short pollen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pollen humour may include short petal jokes also.

1. After years of research, scientists discovered bees are allergic to pollen Turns out when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives
2. What did the flower say to the bee on the first day of spring? "Bee mine, pollen-tial partner!"
3. I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that.
   She said usually pollen or ragweed
4. did you know that bees are allergic to pollen? Because when they get exposed to them they develop hives
5. I've just read that the pollen count is exceptionally high this year. That would explain why my 14 year old son is getting through so many boxes of tissues, poor little mite.
6. Today I forcefully dusted the pollens of one flower on the stigma of another one nearby. In other words, I helped two flowers get laid.
7. Teacher: "Does anybody have any food allergies" Carl: "Pollen"
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   Teacher: "Well, you don't eat pollen, do you?"
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   Carl: "No ma'am, I'm allergic"
8. The pollen is so bad this year in Phoenix... that tweekers are turning their crystal m**... back into Sudafed.
9. The pollen is so bad this year... The drug dealers are trying to turn their m**... back into Sudafed.
10. How can you tell that there's too much pollen in the air? Drug addicts are turning m**... back into sudafed

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Pollen One Liners

Which pollen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pollen? I can suggest the ones about flower petal and seeds.

1. Pollen is what happens when flowers can't keep it in their plants.
2. What kind of Bee collects Milk instead of Pollen? A BooBee
3. If I run around pollenating flowers... Am I a human beeing?
4. I'm really allergic to pollen But I feel this spring will be breathtaking
5. How are pollen grains like Otto Von Bismarck? They both lead to German Nation
6. Band most likely to be blasted out of the speakers at your local beehive? Pollen Oates
7. How do bees select a new queen? By pollen.
8. The pollen count That's a difficult job.
9. What does the B stand for in flower? If they sit, the pollen will stick to their belly.
10. Cough is to dust as sneeze is to pollen Just an example of AnAllergy.
11. Pollen When flowers can't keep it in their plants.
12. I can feel the pollen in the air tonight Oh looOORD!
13. There is so much pollen out lately
    that I walked outside and turned into an Asian.
14. The pollen count is so high m**... users are trying to convert their m**... back to Sudafed
15. I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you s**... the sweet pollen right out of me?

Quirky and Hilarious Pollen Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about pollen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pollen pranks.