The Best 3 Pollack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pollack jokes. There are some pollack pollock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pollack goldstein puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pollack Jokes and Puns

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

He immediately unleashes a vicious roundhouse kick, decapitating a rabbi, a priest, and a Buddhist in one blow. At the next table, he beard-punches a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, killing all three. Three bouncers, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Pollack, were dismembered in seconds.

Chuck Norris' has only 1 weakness: He can't tell a joke.

What happened to the Pollack that tried to blow up a car?

He burnt his lips on the tail pipe

I dipped a fish in paint and threw it onto a canvas, it then sold for a million dollars

It was a Pollack

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pollack ich jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pollack sprechen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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