Polka Dot Jokes

4 polka dot jokes and hilarious polka dot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polka dot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Polka Dot Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good polka dot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did the polka band get a great deal on their new instruments? They bought them at a polka-dot sale!

A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-w**..., Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

What do you call a stack of polka dots?

Polka chips

What does a comedian decorate their walls with?

Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)

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