Politican Jokes
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Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.
Politican sees the scottish barber
A politician went to his Scottish barber and asked, "Cut the word 'yes' into my haircut in back so when I sleep they'll know my vote.".
A week later he comes back and asks, "What did you do? My wife stopped cheating, and I've now got a reputation for looking out for corruption."
Barber says, "Well ye do have an 'aye' in the back of yer head."
It's so cold outside
I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.
I submit a new paraphrase of the Peter Principal. Republican politicans shall be elected to their level of incompetency...
And then they shall run for President!
Smart blonde, honest politican and grandma are walking into a bar
Who orders beer?
Grandma because other characters are fictional!
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