Politically Correct Jokes

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Funniest Politically Correct Short Jokes

Short politically correct jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The politically correct humour may include short politically incorrect jokes also.

  1. I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint You have to say
    Leroy, please paint that wall
  2. Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
  3. Someone called me racist for saying "black paint" Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence".
  4. Apparently saying "Black Paint" is not politically correct, The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"
  5. People today are so politically correct. You can't even say black paint, You have to say "Leeroy, please paint my fence."
  6. I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying "Black paint" I now have to say "Jamal please paint"
  7. Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
  8. Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say "black paint." Instead you have to say "Jamaal please paint my fence."
  9. With all the politically correct agenda these days, you can't even say Black Paint! You have to say, Leroy, please paint my fence!
  10. The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say "black paint." Now it has to be "Jamal can you please paint my wall?"

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Politically Correct One Liners

Which politically correct one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with politically correct? I can suggest the ones about not politically correct and political correctness.

  1. Why isn't Medusa politically correct? She is always objectifying people
  2. Why did the politically correct soccer team never win any matches? Because no offense.
  3. How do you define political correctness? Carefully.
  4. What do you call a politically correct large expensive house? A Persion.
  5. Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field.
  6. Merry Christmas! If that's politically correct.
  7. Political Incorrectness It's Political Correctness gone mad
  8. What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching.
  9. I'm trying to get in shape and be more politically correct. I rehydrate with LGBTQtorade
  10. I'm confused on the politically correct term for Caitlyn ... Transjenner...?
  11. Political correctness is just respecting people. Sorry, I meant "people of respect."
  12. How to be politically correct on black Friday? Call it African American Friday instead
  13. Telephone bills are never politically correct. They're all straight white mail.
  14. Did you know that the term LGBTQ is not politically correct? It excludes straight people.
  15. What is the politically correct term for a Natzi ? alt-right.

Not Politically Correct Jokes

Here is a list of funny not politically correct jokes and even better not politically correct puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."
  • The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say "Lamar can you please paint the fence".
  • Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.
    Apparently it's my "daughter."
  • Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."
  • It may not be "politically correct" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators.
  • These days you can't even say "blackboard" anymore. The politically correct term is: "Jamal, get on my ship."
  • Everything has to be politically correct nowadays.. Back in the day you could say black paint, nowadays you have to say 'Jerome, please paint the fence.'
  • Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"
  • TIL that it's not politically correct to say someone is gay... The preferred term is "Navy enlisted personnel."
  • Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

Hilarious Fun Politically Correct Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about politically correct you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean technically correct jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make politically correct pranks.

I hate how politically correct things are these days. You can't even say the word s**... without people getting offended.

I started to tell a Polish joke to a group of guys and one of them said "Hey, I'm Polish and that joke offends me!" Fair enough I thought, no one likes to be stereotyped. So I swapped out the word "Polish" for "s**..." and started the joke over. Same guy got offended.

I hate political correctness nowadays...

I can't even say "Black paint."
I have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the walls for me."


*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....

I hate how politically correct the world is becoming...

No longer am I allowed to say "black paint." Now I have to say "Tyrone can you please paint."

Everyone's so politically correct these days.

You can't even say "black paint" anymore. You have to say "Tyrone, would you kindly paint my fence?"

I'm sick of people saying, "Its political correctness gone mad!"

That's offensive. You should say "Its political correctness gone mentally ill".

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly s**...'ite.

Saying s**... isn't very politically correct

I now say laughrican americans.

The world has become so politically correct these days...

...that you can't say black paint anymore...
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."

PC problem

Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Jamal would you please paint that fence?"

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Being politically correct s**.... I can't even say "black paint" anymore.

Now I have to say, "hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"

Apparently I can't say black paint anymore because it's racist.

I have to say "Jerome please paint the fence" to be politically correct.. -_-

A friend of mine is so politically correct....

At the deli he is afraid to ask for " white American " cheese.

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"

I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who.

What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?

I cant stand this politically correct society much longer. I can't even order coffee anymore.

I used to go to the store and just say "I'll take my coffee black." Now I have to say "I'll take my coffee jeniqua."

During his speech after the Orlando shooting, Donald Trump refuses to be politically correct...

And just to be safe, he refuses to be correct.

How are you supposed to be politically correct...

How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?

Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct

Yet they're both incorrect for politics

I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ...

You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, "Jamal kindly paint my house?"

Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore,

Instead you have to say "Leeroy please paint the porch"

Political Correctness is out of hand

You can't even say "black paint" anymore,
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."

Apparently, a group of cockroaches is called an intrusion.

I guess that's the politically correct way of referring to the Republicans.

In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the "ol ball and chain"?

Or is that rude to the ball and chain?

I hate political correctness. You can't even say "black paint" anymore.

Instead you have to say "Leroy, would you please paint the fence?"

Things have become so politically correct, I can't even fat shame myself without looking over my shoulder.

Which i cant.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a "politically correct" millennial that shames 6 for his "even-number privilege".

I won first place in a political correctness competition the weekend...

Though to be fair, so did everyone else.

Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture

Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.

No Longer PC

It's no longer Politically Correct to call someone a "tweaker".
You now call them "Methican American".

The World's Most Politically Correct Joke

A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.

Politically Correct Politicians

Because of its negative connotation, Waterboarding shall now be called: 'Forced Hydration.'

Political correctness has gone way too far. You can't even say black paint anymore.

You have to say, "Hey Leroy, please paint this fence for me."

I tried to be politically correct for the holidays this year

but "Caucasian Christmas" proved considerably harder to sing than I expected...

Today things are so politically correct you can't even say firecracker...

...You have to say, Bill you're fired.

The "politically correct" culture has ruined the modern vernacular.

The other day, I asked a girl of she wanted to go back to my place and have gender.

The world has just gotten way too politically correct

You can't even say something as completely innocent as "black paint", for example. Now you have to say something like, "Tyrone, please paint my fence."

Political correctness has gotten so restrictive these days. Now I can't even say, "Black paint."

I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."

Why are there no politically correct superheroes?

Because they don't want to assume the villain's agenda.

Politically correct 21st century equality the game.

White, heterosexual, cisgender people not included in this product.

I saw a sign advertising a plowsharing market the other day.

I don't know if that's a more or less politically correct way of talking about a s**... party...

What's the politically correct way to introduce your midget buddy?

Say hello to my little friend.

It may not be politically correct, but I wouldn't ever date someone who was born with deformed feet.

You could say I'm lack-toes intolerant.

Everyone is so sensitive and everything has to be completely politically correct nowadays, you can't even say 'black paint'.

You have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the wall?"

The new iPhones are at the c**... of political correctness

It's not XL, it's XS Max.

The United States finally outlawed the waterboarding of suspected terrorists!

They have decided to replace it with a more politically correct interrogation method: Tactical Baptism

Not sure if this has been done before but oh well

Everybody is getting so politically correct nowadays you can't even say black, paint. You have to say Tyrone paint that wall.

"Tweaker" is not the politically correct way to refer to a person who appears to be one...

...they prefer to be called "Methican Americans"

The mlb is renaming the disabled list to the injured list .

I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).

Tell a woman
Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.

I hate how we have to be politically correct at the office. My boss said we shouldn't use the term "black" because it's not very professional.

So during coffee break, I asked him: *"How African-American do you like your coffee?"*

What's the difference between comedy and political correctness?

One is making light of a dark situation.
The other is making dark of a light situation.

Land O Lakes

Have you guys seen the new Land O Lakes butter packaging? They removed the Native American girl from their labels to be more politically correct.
Now that's the most American thing I've ever seen; remove the Indian and keep the land.

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