Political Science Jokes
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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing al gore Rhythms.
How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?
Pay for the pizza
How do you make a small fortune after earning a degree in political science?
Start with a large fortune and know when to stop.
The best part about getting a political science degree is you will always be able to find a job!
At McDonalds
Political Jokes
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If political science was a real science
then maybe they could find a cure for this year's electile dysfunction.
Science and Politics truly reflect each other
One discusses states of Matter and the other, matter of States.
Artificial Intelligence
An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes. He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your IQ level.
To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his Soap Operas. He entered 100 and talked about politics. He entered 150 and talked about nuclear physics.
Just to see what would happen he entered a -50 and the computer bumped and belched and sparked and smoked for a good 10 minutes. When it finally settled down it displayed "On Brave Old Army Team....."
At one point in time...
we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.
For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made up of particles called quarks and leptons, which are infinitely smaller. These were the smallest units in existence.
However, as science is always evolving, it has recently been proven that infinitely smaller than even these quarks and leptons is the number of people who have actually changed any political opinion because of what someone shared on Facebook.
"Once upon a time in class..." As told by my father.
...an eccentric political science professor is giving a quiz to determine roughly where the class sits in terms of knowledge of the topic at hand.
"Okay, students its time to take one of my little quizzies," He says.
After handing it out, one particular female student seems somewhat distressed. So the professor asks her what the matter is.
"Well, this is too hard," She responds.
"Oh, its just one of my little quizzies," Says the professor.
The female student responds derisively: "But its too hard! If this is 'just one of your quizzies,' I'd hate to see your t**...!"
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