Political Party Jokes
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Funniest Political Party Short Jokes
Short political party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The political party humour may include short communist party jokes also.
- I know why super hot girls aren't political... ...no matter what party wins, they still get invited to it.
- What do you get when 2 leftists get together? 3 political parties: one Communist, one Socialist, and a third founded in an attempt to merge the first two.
- I wrote a manifesto for my political party but I think it was too long so I wrote a shorter one... It's a minifesto
- With all this talk about gender politics lately I've decided to create my own political party. I call it the Pants Party, and you're invited!
- I didn't know which political party to join so I looked up Republican convictions. Turns out they've had 91 since 1970.
- What do you call a political group advocating for more national holidays? The "Let's" Party
- How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?
- How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
- Miley Cyrus changed her political views... She's re-releasing her single "Party in the CSA".
- Why are the symbols for the two main political parties of the US an elephant and a donkey? They represent the weight and the intelligence of the American people
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Political Party One Liners
Which political party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with political party? I can suggest the ones about democratic party and party.
- TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party. You see, she's a Republican.
- What's Donald's true political party? Whig
- What do you call a political convention in a Soviet state? A communist party
- Why do political parties hate organised crime? They don't like voter competition.
- The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ... just a big political party.
- How about instead of political parties... ...we have pizza parties
- What is the fastest way to lose your votes as a Political party? Article 13
- What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching.
- Political parties. They're like regular parties just a lot more boring.
- I am not a member of any organized political party. I'm American.
- What said the independent political candidate after getting drunk? I want to party!
- A life in politics is full of parties.
- What political party is Jeremy Corbyn leader of? Ingsoc
- My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat.
- What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!
Ridiculous Political Party Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about political party you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean republican party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make political party pranks.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Mitt Romney and the King of Saudi-Arabia are having a dinner party...
...the mood of the night is very good and after they spent a while talking about what new amazing things they have bought for themselves and the amount of money they managed to acquire in the past year, as well as all sorts of political matters they come to some lighter topics.
So the King says to Mitt:
"I really like parts of American culture, especially American television. My favourite show in the world is 'Star Trek'. But I only have one question about it. On the ship there are Asians, Caucasians, Africans, Latin- and Native Americans and all sorts of other people from around the world and the universe, but there are no Arabs on the ship. Why is that?"
Mitt shruggs his shoulders and replies:
"Well it is set in the future..."
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Paraprosdokians
*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....
What happens when a political party filled with loyal members builds its entire platform on being unwilling to cooperate with the opposing party in a system based on compromise between parties that share power?
Your government fails.
wait... sorry I wrote this joke last year, I guess its not that funny anymore.
Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with.
The Not-Z Party
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What was the name of h**...'s Political Party: A, B, C, or D?
Heres a hint: It's not C!
Political Jokes
Hey guys, So next week my sister is graduating with a degree in political science. I decided I want to get a bunch of political Jokes together to tell at her grad party.
If anyone has any good political Jokes please let me know. Thanks!
An old soviet joke.
In a prison, two inmates are comparing notes. What did they arrest you for? asks the first. Was it a political or common crime? Of course it was political. I'm a plumber. They summoned me to the district Party committee to fix the sewage pipes. I looked and said, 'Hey, the entire system needs to be replaced.' So they gave me seven years.
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Genders are like political parties...
There are many, but only 2 actually matter.
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Talking politics these days is a lot like s**...:
You need both parties' consent and it only gets worse when the internet is involved
Did you hear the Beastie Boys political campaign slogan?
"You gotta right to fight for your party"
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Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards h**...'s political party
It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.
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Gender is like American political parties
There are 2 that actually matter, the rest no one takes seriously.
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I saw a sign advertising a plowsharing market the other day.
I don't know if that's a more or less politically correct way of talking about a s**... party...
There were two men in a prison in the USSR.
One asked the other: Why are you here?
The other answers: Political reasons.
He asks another question: What political reasons?
The other prisoner answers: I am a plumber, and I got called in to the party committee to fix their sink. And they asked what was the problem and I said: "The whole system is rotten, everything must be replaced!"
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It's hard to figure out a politically correct term to refer to a gender reveal party, without referring to the baby's binary gender.
In retrospect though, sending out invites to my "Baby s**... Party" probably wasn't a good idea
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"
"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."
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The problem with the American two-party system is that everyone agrees one political party is s**... and the other party is evil
But they violently disagree about which one is which.