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God and Canadians

When God made Canadians, he made them polite, peace-loving, and nice.
But the Devil said, "you are disturbing the balance of nature".
God thought about it, and said, "you are right. But I don't want to undo my work."
Devil: "well, there is only one way to fix this."
So God created Canadian Geese.

Canadians are always viewed as nice and polite but so help me, if they invade the US...

They'll be sorry.

I once lived with a Canadian family for a year...

They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!

Account hacked

My account was hacked the other day. The poster was so polite that he sent me a message to ask me if he could post through my account.
Thank God for the Canadians..

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do you call a polite pig?

Canadian Bacon.

I heard there's a scandal in Canadian politics.

Is it true though?

If a Canadian burps and says excuse me...

But no one hears him.. is he really being polite?

You know how Canadians are always polite.

I got a Canadian Aunt and her name is Carol.

Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.

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