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Polish Women Jokes

18 polish women jokes and hilarious polish women puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polish women that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Polish Women Short Jokes

Short polish women jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polish women humour may include short polish girl jokes also.

  1. Women who marry Polish men get something long and hard on their wedding day. A new last name.
  2. Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
  3. Do you know what do women and nail polish have in common? they both undress with the help
    of alchocol
  4. Why do Russian women go to Polish beauty salons on Halloween? They're not called uroda salons for nothing!
  5. After wooing women on a night out, I like to impress them. So I make sure I polish the bonnet of where I live.
  6. What do women's p**... and nail polish have in common? What do women's p**... and nail polish have in common?
    They both come off with alcohol.

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Polish Women One Liners

Which polish women one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polish women? I can suggest the ones about polish people and polish wedding.

  1. Polish women are like goalies. They both change their pads every 3 periods.
  2. All of these women talking about nail polish .. What about the Germans!?
  3. Women and h**... are the same they both remove the Polish with chemicals
  4. Why don't Polish women breast feed their babies? It hurts too much to boil their n**....

Amusing & Witty Polish Women Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about polish women you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean polish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make polish women pranks.

A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." p**...! He's back in his government office.

(A Polish joke told to me by my Polish mother) - A Caucasian man walks into a coffee shop and a woman politely says, "How may I help you?" The man replies, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women...light and sweet"...

A black man orders next. He says, "Ill take my coffee like I like my women, dark and sweet." A Polish man then walks up to the counter to order. Before he says a word, the woman working the counter politely says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any fat and ugly coffee here."

Vladimir Nabokov walks into a bar...

The bartender looks to him and says, "What'll it be?" He orders a glass of Redbreast and chats with the bartender awhile. The night grows old and the bar starts to clear out. Eventually he says to the barkeep, "You know, I like my whiskey like I like my women." The barkeep sets aside a freshly polished glass and says, "Yeah, I like my whiskey twelve years old, too."

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.
He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp.
"This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.
"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."
He gets his Coke and drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."
Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish.
"I wish I'd never have to work again."
Instantly, he was back in his government office.