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Polish Wedding Jokes

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that's long and hard?

His last name

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What's long and hard does polish bride get on her wedding night?

A new last name

What's a long, hard, mouthful that a Polish woman gets on her wedding night?

A Polish surname

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Can you beat my top 3 Polish jokes?

>What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name
>Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
They meet at work in the morning
>Did you heal about the Polish t**... that tried to blow up the bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

The polish bride.

[Might be a repost, but c'mon, I'm pretty sure there would be atleast one person who wouldn't have heard this one]
What is long and hard, that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.

How can you tell who the groom is at a polish wedding?

Clean T-Shirt

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What does a polish woman get on her wedding night thats big and hard?

A new surname.

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