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Polish Wedding Jokes

21 polish wedding jokes and hilarious polish wedding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polish wedding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Polish Wedding Short Jokes

Short polish wedding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polish wedding humour may include short polish women jokes also.

  1. What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that's long and hard? His last name
  2. What's something long and hard that every Polish woman receives on the night of her wedding? A new last name!
  3. What do Polish men give their wives on their wedding day that's long and hard? Their last name.
  4. Women who marry Polish men get something long and hard on their wedding day. A new last name.
  5. What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname
  6. What's a long, hard, mouthful that a Polish woman gets on her wedding night? A Polish surname
  7. When Princess Meghan confronted Prince Harry about spending their wedding evening polishing his plate mail... Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"
  8. A Polish girl got married On her wedding night, she received something long and hard from her husband.
    It was his last name.
  9. What is something long and hard that Polish brides get on their wedding day? Their husband's last name.
  10. What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name.

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Polish Wedding One Liners

Which polish wedding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with polish wedding? I can suggest the ones about polish girl and polish people.

  1. What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name
  2. What's long and hard does polish bride get on her wedding night? A new last name
  3. What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name
  4. How can you tell who the groom is at a polish wedding? Clean T-Shirt
  5. What's long and hard and given to a Polish woman on her wedding night? A new last name.
  6. What does a polish woman get on her wedding night thats big and hard? A new surname.

Happy Polish Wedding Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about polish wedding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean polish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make polish wedding pranks.

Can you beat my top 3 Polish jokes?

>What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name
>Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
They meet at work in the morning
>Did you heal about the Polish t**... that tried to blow up the bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

The polish bride.

[Might be a repost, but c'mon, I'm pretty sure there would be atleast one person who wouldn't have heard this one]
What is long and hard, that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.