Polish Language Jokes
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What's the cleanest language in the world?
Polish
Language nerds
2 polyglots meet in a bar:
\- Hey, what's up, how's going these days?
\- Same old, just polishing my Finnish... and you?
\- You know me, still trying to finish my Polish.
The year is 1945...
The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."
What language does furniture speak?
Forniture Polish.
My friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages
It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.
Shoe language
Q) What language do shoes converse in?
A) Polish
What language should you write something in if you want it to go viral?
Polish. It'll spread from Pole to Pole.
During the 80's, many college students from Eastern Bloc countries - Poland, Hungary, and Romania met each other at a summer camp
Sitting around the campfire after supper, these young people tried their best to communicate with each other (Polish, Hungarian, and Romanian are totally not related), ultimately having to resort to some kind of sign language
Then one dude got an idea: Hey, we all learned Russian in high school, why don't we try speaking in Russian?
… After a brief, thoughtful thinking and pause … everyone returned back to that sign language
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