Polish Girl Jokes
32 polish girl jokes and hilarious polish girl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about polish girl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Polish Girl Short Jokes
Short polish girl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The polish girl humour may include short polish women jokes also.
- I told a girl, "you look great without glasses" She said, "but I don't wear glasses."
I replied, while polishing my lenses, "yeah, but I do." - The other day I told a girl, "You look great without glasses." Girl: "I don't wear glasses."
Me, while polishing my lenses: "No, but I do." - Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; "Have you had a check-up?"
Girl says; "No, he was Polish" - A Polish girl got married On her wedding night, she received something long and hard from her husband.
It was his last name. - What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
- The girl I'm dating is half Polish and half German. I asked her if she ever got the urge to invade herself.
- Why did the girl eat yeast and shoe polish before bed? She wanted to rise and shine in the morning!
- I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland
- Girls use chemicals to remove polish and, no one bats an eye h**... uses chemicals to remove Polish, and everyone loses their mind
- A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when h**... tried it, everyone threw a fit
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Polish Girl One Liners
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- What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name
- What's the Polish girl's favorite activity? Pole dancing.
- Do you know why Polish girls don't like vibrates? It chips their teeth.
- Girls remove polish with chemicals So did h**...
- What did the little girl use to polish her finger nails? A p**...-file
- How do you brainwash a polish girl? Step on her d**... bag.
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Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
h**... does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.
What do h**... and teenage girls have in common?
They both use chemicals to remove the polish.
Girls use chemicals to remove polish, and no one bats an eye.
h**... uses chemicals to remove Polish, and he's a bad person!?
Girl/h**...
So a girl takes care of the polish with chemicals but h**... takes care of the polish with chemicals and everyone looses their mind.
When girls use chemicals to get rid of their polish, nobody says a word.
But when h**... used chemicals on his Polish everyone loses their minds!
When girls remove polish with chemicals no one bats an eye.
But when n**... remove Polish with chemicals everyone goes ape-s**...
Girls always use nail polish and nobody cares.
h**... nails the Polish and everyone goes ballistic!
I recently got a h**... from a Polish girl...
You could say that I received a Polish pole-polish.
The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and this conversation ensued:
"Have you any grounds?"
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
It's made of concrete.
"I don' think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
No, we have carport, and not need one.
"I mean what are your relations like?"
All my relations still in Poland .
" Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
"Does your wife beat you up?"
No, I'm always up before her each morning.
"Is your wife a nagger?"
No, she white.
"Why do you want this divorce?"
She going to kill me.
"What makes you think that?"
I got proof.
"What kind of proof?"
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:
POLISH REMOVER
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, "Very quick!" The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked these questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "An acre and half, and a nice 3 bedroom house."
LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, bricks & mortar."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have a carport and don’t need a grudge."
LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations live in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound."
LAWYER: "No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I’m always up before her."
LAWYER: "Why do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me!"
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and I read label. It say Polish Remover."