The Best 54 Polio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Polio jokes. There are some polio vaccinate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these polio antivaxer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Polio Jokes and Puns

What's an antivax kid's favourite game?

Marco - Polio

*Anti-vax kids splashing happily in the pool* "Marco!"

Polio !

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Polio joke, What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Hey baby, is your name Polio?

Because I am stiff below the waist

Non vaccinated

I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years.


Polio walks into a bar

and no one walks out.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

...except for polio

Polio joke, What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

What is a great game for unvaccinated children?

Marco Polio

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

The anti-vax movement just got its first clothing sponsor

Polio Ralph Lauren

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Only 2010's kids will get this.

Polio and shingles.

Why are Roly Polys dangerous for your health?

You can catch Roly Polio.

Do you know what game non-vaccinated kids play?

Marco Polio.

What sport is all the rage in the anti vaxxer community?

Water polio.

"Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?"

"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

Polio joke, "Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me?"

I let the beat drop

like old people with polio.

Terrible diseases...

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

I'm surprised so many people stand up against vaccinating their kids.

I thought the Polio would have prevented that.


What did Helen Keller get for Christmas?

Polio, she had everything else!

Two anti-vaxxers walked into a bar

And died of polio

Jenny Mccarthy better be careful outside in the cold in NYC.

She might catch polio.

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite sport?

Water Polio

Polio is a lot like how Japan was in World War 2.

Two drops and you'll be able to get rid of it.

My parents refused to vaccinate beacause they thought it caused autism

Now I have autism and polio

What's an anti-vaxxer's favorite game?

Marco Polio.

Ativaxxers: Marco!

World: Polio!

Did you hear about the recent polio outbreak among Stormtroopers?

I guess it's because they always miss their shots.

1890s Kids will get this

Polio

What's a fun, stationary pool game that really gets the lungs pumping?

Marco, Polio!

Why was the unvaxxed 5 year old crying?

They were watching their twin die of polio

The Infectious Disease Olympics has been cancelled as the first event was a complete disaster. All contestants drowned!!

Turns out Water Polio wasn't such a good idea.

Nobody has original ideas anymore.

Movies, TV shows, and polio are getting rebooted.

What do you call an un-vaccinated fat kid?

Roly Polio

Essential Oils found to help with Polio

They are effective in cases of polio to lubricate the seal between between the one's neck, and the iron lung.

What kind of clothes do anti-vaxxers love to dress their kids in?

Ralph Lauren Polio

A joke but only anti-vax kids get it.

Polio

A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar

The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.

These vaccinated kids miss out on so much in life and it's disgusting

Polio, measles, rubella, typhoid, the list just goes on and on really

What's an unvaccinated child's favorite game to play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What game do unvaccinated kids play in swimming pools?

Marco Polio

What's an anti vaxx kids favourite game?

Marco polio

What do you call a game that antivaxxed children play?

Marco Polio

What would Christopher Walken's name be if he had polio?

Christopher Wheelin'

Antivax kid in the pool

Marco!

Polio!

What do Anti-Vax kids play in school?

Marco Polio

What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?

One's a portfolio, and the other's fort polio

DISEASE

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

What .io games did people play in 1920?

Pol.io

A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.

A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.

The nurse sits down at the bar and says, "I'll have a Bloody Mary!"

The doctor sits next to her and says, "Give me a rum and coke!"
The anti-vaxver says, "No shots for me."
She then collapses and dies from polio.

What .io game did people in the 1920s play

Pol.io

A man is being examined by his doctor.

He hears a voice down the hall, yelling.
"Polio! Diphtheria! Measles! Chicken pox!"
Alarmed, he asks his doctor what's going on.
"Don't worry," the doctor says. "That's just our head nurse. She likes to call the shots around here."

Did you hear the joke about polio?

It used to be killer, but no one gets it anymore.

A patient overhears the doctor yelling, "Measles, mumps, rubella, polio, Covid..."

He asks the nurse what's going on. The nurse replies, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the polio autism jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working polio unvaccinated piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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