The Best 19 Policewoman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Policewoman jokes. There are some policewoman police jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these policewoman rectangular puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Policewoman Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop…

Policewoman joke, A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was al

A blonde woman was speeding

down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding.

The female cop asks for the blonde's drivers licence. The blonde motorist asks 'Sorry officer, what does it look like?'
The policewoman replies 'It's a small rectangular thing with your picture on it'.
The blond gives the policewoman her make-up mirror.
The blonde cop responds with 'I think we can forget the speeding fine. I didn't realize you're a policewoman too.'


What do you call a police-woman that shaves her pubes?

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Cuntstubble

A guy with a Ferrari

drives his car a bit over the limit. Suddenly he gets pulled over by a policewoman. Knowing he was in trouble, he asks:

"How much?"

The policewoman replies:

"That's gonna be 95 dollars"

To which the man replies:

"Sounds good, get in."

Policewoman joke, A guy with a Ferrari

What do you call a blond policewoman who doesn't shave her pubes?

Hot fuzz.

A guy is driving too fast and gets pulled over by a policewoman.

He open his window and asks how much this will cost him?

She answers: 80$ .

Him: Ok fine, hop in.

A man is getting arrested by a policewoman.

Policewoman : Anything you say can and will be held against you...

Man : Your BOOBIES!

The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She asks the blonde, "Can I see your license please?" The blonde says "What's that?"

The policewoman says "Its a wee square thingy, it's got your picture on it."

The blonde rummages around in the glove box, and comes out with a compact mirror. "Is this it?" she says.

The policewoman looks at it and says "Yeah, that's it. Oh, sorry, if I'd known you were a policewoman, I wouldn't have stopped you."

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My mistress dressed as a policewoman arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed

After 10 seconds of gun action, the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

Know what command Syberia gives that makes her a good policewoman during winter?

FREEZE!

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

I shot her because I don't want to go to prison.

A policewoman dressed up as my girlfriend a and got in my car.

Things were done and now I'm going to jail.

Why was the policewoman in bed?

Because she was an undercover cop.

Policewoman joke, Why was the policewoman in bed?

For Halloween, my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed

However, after a couple minutes the charges were dropped

I went on a date with a policewoman but it didn't go well.

Afterwards, for my own satisfaction, I sent her a text saying "Lov you"

She replied, "Where's the 'E'?"

So I said, "In my wallet."

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable


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