JokoJokes

Policewoman Jokes

27 policewoman jokes and hilarious policewoman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about policewoman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Policewoman Short Jokes

Short policewoman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The policewoman humour may include short policeman jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
  2. My GF dressed up as a policewoman and arrested me of being good in bed. After two minutes all charges were dropped
  3. A guy is driving too fast and gets pulled over by a policewoman. He open his window and asks how much this will cost him?
    She answers: 80$ .
    Him: Ok fine, hop in.
  4. A man is getting arrested by a policewoman. Policewoman : Anything you say can and will be held against you...
    Man : Your BOOBIES!
  5. My mistress dressed as a policewoman arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed After 10 seconds of gun action, the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
  6. My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. I shot her because I don't want to go to prison.
  7. A policewoman dressed up as my girlfriend a and got in my car. Things were done and now I'm going to jail.
  8. For Halloween, my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed However, after a couple minutes the charges were dropped
  9. I went on a date with a policewoman but it didn't go well. Afterwards, for my own satisfaction, I sent her a text saying "Lov you"
    She replied, "Where's the 'E'?"
    So I said, "In my wallet."

Share These Policewoman Jokes With Friends




Policewoman One Liners

Which policewoman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with policewoman? I can suggest the ones about blonde police woman and police officer.

  1. Know what command Syberia gives that makes her a good policewoman during winter? FREEZE!
  2. Why was the policewoman in bed? Because she was an undercover cop.
  3. What do you call a police-woman that shaves her p**...? .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Cuntstubble
  4. What do you call a blond policewoman who doesn't shave her p**...? Hot fuzz.
  5. What do you call a policewoman who hasn't s**... for a week? Constable
  6. What did the policewoman tell the t**...? OINK OINK OINK

Policewoman joke, What did the policewoman tell the t**...?

Hilarious Policewoman Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about policewoman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean police man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make policewoman pranks.

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop…

A blonde woman was speeding

down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding.

The female cop asks for the blonde's drivers licence. The blonde motorist asks 'Sorry officer, what does it look like?'
The policewoman replies 'It's a small rectangular thing with your picture on it'.
The blond gives the policewoman her make-up mirror.
The blonde cop responds with 'I think we can forget the speeding fine. I didn't realize you're a policewoman too.'

A guy with a Ferrari

drives his car a bit over the limit. Suddenly he gets pulled over by a policewoman. Knowing he was in trouble, he asks:
"How much?"
The policewoman replies:
"That's gonna be 95 dollars"
To which the man replies:
"Sounds good, get in."

The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She asks the blonde, "Can I see your license please?" The blonde says "What's that?"
The policewoman says "Its a wee square thingy, it's got your picture on it."
The blonde rummages around in the glove box, and comes out with a compact mirror. "Is this it?" she says.
The policewoman looks at it and says "Yeah, that's it. Oh, sorry, if I'd known you were a policewoman, I wouldn't have stopped you."

Policewoman joke, What did the policewoman tell the t**...?