Policewoman Jokes
22 policewoman jokes and hilarious policewoman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about policewoman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Policewoman Short Jokes
Short policewoman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The policewoman humour may include short policeman jokes also.
- My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
- My mistress dressed as a policewoman arrested me under suspicion of being too good in bed After 10 seconds of gun action, the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
- A policewoman dressed up as my girlfriend a and got in my car. Things were done and now I'm going to jail.
- I went on a date with a policewoman but it didn't go well. Afterwards, for my own satisfaction, I sent her a text saying "Lov you"
She replied, "Where's the 'E'?"
So I said, "In my wallet."
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Policewoman One Liners
Which policewoman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with policewoman? I can suggest the ones about blonde police woman and police officer.
- Know what command Syberia gives that makes her a good policewoman during winter? FREEZE!
- What do you call a police-woman that shaves her p**...? .
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Cuntstubble - What do you call a blond policewoman who doesn't shave her p**...? Hot fuzz.
- What do you call a policewoman who hasn't s**... for a week? Constable
Hilarious Policewoman Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about policewoman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean police man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make policewoman pranks.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop…
A blonde woman was speeding
down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
A guy with a Ferrari
drives his car a bit over the limit. Suddenly he gets pulled over by a policewoman. Knowing he was in trouble, he asks:
"How much?"
The policewoman replies:
"That's gonna be 95 dollars"
To which the man replies:
"Sounds good, get in."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
I shot her because I don't want to go to prison.
Blonde is pulled over by a blonde cop..
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop too.'
A blond was pulled over
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's rectangle and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a rectangle mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop too."
Just another blonde joke
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" the driver asked.
"It's square and has your picture on it." The policewoman replied.
The driver finally found a square mirror and handed to the policewoman.
"Here it is." she said
The blonde officer and looked at the mirror and said,
"Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop. You can go."
A blonde woman was speeding...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.
The officer asked to see the lady's driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Double dose (Blonde joke)
So, a blonde woman is driving down the road, speeding, when a cop pulls her over. Hoping she can get out of a ticket, she waits until a blonde police officer shows up at her door.
"Can I see your driver's license and registration?" the blonde policewoman asks.
"Which one's the driver's license?" the blonde civilian asks.
"It's a small rectangular thing with a photo of you on it..." the officer replies. The driver pulls out her pocket mirror and hands it over. "Oh, my mistake!" the officer said, looking at it. "If I knew you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You d**..., it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go.
And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
