Police Uniform Jokes
14 police uniform jokes and hilarious police uniform puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about police uniform that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short police uniform jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The police uniform humour may include short police car jokes also.
- "Uniformed police eat free you say?" "No, sorry it's *uninformed* police eat free."
"Oh, I didn't know."
"It's on the house, officer." - Why do police officers wear blue? Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.
- Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform I thought it was a bit odd.
Then I realized he was one of those "plane clothes cops." - Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms.
- Police want to interview a man suspected for a string of robberies wearing stockings and suspenders. However, the Chief Constable has insisted they wear their normal uniform.
- Wife: I said any fantasy. I wore the police uniform, isn't that enough?! Me: No, no. Now say the words.
Wife: Fine!!
Me: .....
Wife: Sir, I have bad news about your wife - I found my girlfriend in bed with three police officers. She just shrugged. You said experiment with uniforms!
- After a spate of bizarre crimes Police want to speak to three men wearing high heels and short skirts but have been told they must wear their uniform
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What funny jokes about police uniform you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean policeman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make police uniform pranks.
I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.
But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.
The police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the m**... case?" The officer responded, "I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said...
"Please, just wear your police uniform."
My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full d**... bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.
The capital police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the congressional riot?" The officer responded, "I'd like to question the senator wearing high heels and a spandex leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said...
"Please, just wear your police uniform."
Valentines special! $500.00
We arrest you in front of your wife and release you on Sunday.
It includes fishing license, poles, boat fees, tent, beers and all necessities for the whole weekend.
We come in full police uniforms and blue lights.
A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies
A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite knowing the danger, he simply replied, "It was a wrist I was willing to take."