Police Brutality Jokes
21 police brutality jokes and hilarious police brutality puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about police brutality that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Police Brutality Short Jokes
Short police brutality jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The police brutality humour may include short violence jokes also.
- A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded
- I was looking for more police brutality related jokes. Turns out I needed a darker sense of humor.
- Every TSA agent should be re-tasked to a federal oversight taskforce over police brutality. See what cops think when they can't carry more than 3.4 ounces of pepper spray.
- Police brutality Is there any thing that can be done to avoid the fatality rate associated with cardiac arrest? I'm just wondering if anyone can shed some light on the dark side of this problem.
- A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack. Police are saying it's m**... on Zidane's floor
- I heard the police raided my neighbors house on suspicion of a brutal m**...... ... When they charged into the bathroom they found Head and Shoulders.
- So I heard through the grapevine that Mortal Kombat X will add a new police officer character as DLC... **POLICE BRUTALITY!**
Officer Farva wins.
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Police Brutality One Liners
Which police brutality one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with police brutality? I can suggest the ones about cruelty and police raided.
- Knock Kncok Who's there?
Police brutality
Police brutal...
STOP RESISTING! - What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality.
- Why was the black person sad? Why was the black person sad?
Police Brutality - What is the safe word? Police Brutality.
- Why did I rob a shop? Police brutality.
Comical Police Brutality Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about police brutality you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean racism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make police brutality pranks.
"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea"
\- Canada
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
**A Basketball Coach**
What do you call a black guy surrounded by six white guys?
**Police Brutality**
(Again, sorry if I offended you. Just trying to make a joke.)
A lady was putting gas in her car today while smoking a cigarette.
Unfortunately, the lady caught her arm of fire. She was frantically moving her flaming arm in the air until a police officer brutally slammed her to the ground and handcuffed her. "Why are you arresting her?" I said. "She was waving a firearm" he responded.
Stubborn in life and in death
A man known for being very stubborn was found brutally beaten and killed. After a thorough police investigation there was no clue to who the killer was.
When it came time for the f**.... Friends and family were all gathered around. His body was put in a coffin and was ready to be buried.
As they lowered the coffin, it didn't want to fit in the hole, they turned it the other way and it didn't fit either. After taking precise measurements, the hole was widened. And as they lowered the coffin, it still didn't want to fit.
That's when a guy from the crowd yelled: "Oh my God, do you SEE! This is EXACTLY why I killed him"