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My girlfriend asked me to choke her and hit her during s**... but it makes me feel guilty.
I'm joining the police academy to learn how to a**... and choke someone without being guilty.
I was discharged from the police academy for refusing to wear anything except Delta hats, Boeing ties, and JetBlue shirts.
I just wanted to be a plane-clothes cop.
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I applied to the police academy
The academy head approached me "I am afraid I have to decline your application".
"What's the problem?"
"Your family history. Specifically your mother and father."
"My parents are happily married."
"That's the problem. All cops are b**...."
I found a stash of guns in my academy and reported it to the police
Needless to say i was kicked out of the gun academy
Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy?
...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test.
Four cops had to take a test...
They were all asked the same question:
"What would you do if a man with a knife was coming at you?"
The Cop from the U.K answered by listing the steps in order what he was taught to do in Police Academy and in the Police Handbook
The Cop from the U.S Answered:
"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG"
The Cop from Japan answered:
"Disarm the man and arrest him using any form of martial arts that is best suited"
The Cop from Canada answered:
"Please put the knife down."
Why did the dyslexic police academy applicant get shot when he showed up for an interview?
He let the Captain know he was an aspiring POC on his cover letter.
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The more you read, the better it gets.
A man was driving down the road when a police officer pulls him over. "Congratulations," says the police man. "You've won $500 in a safety contest for wearing your seat belt. What are you going to do with the money?"
The driver says, "Oh, I'm probably going to go to the driver's academy and get my license."
The woman in the passenger seat says, "Oh, don't mind him. He's s**... when he's drunk."
This wakes up the person sitting in the backseat, who says "Oh darn, I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Then a voice from the trunk says in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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