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Pole Vaulter Jokes

44 pole vaulter jokes and hilarious pole vaulter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pole vaulter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Pole Vaulter Short Jokes

Short pole vaulter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pole vaulter humour may include short pole vault jokes also.

  1. What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.
  2. At the Olympics I saw a man carrying a long sick and I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"
  3. At the Olympics At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.
    "Are you a pole vaulter?"
    "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
  4. Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
  5. Olympics, the new tower of Babel The German Olympian
    I met an athlete near the Olympic Park
    I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
    He said "No, I'm German...
    and how do you know my name?"
  6. I met an olympic athlete yesterday... 'Are you a pole vaulter?' I asked.
    'No' He replied. 'I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?'
  7. I was at the last Olympics I saw a guy carrying what looked like fibreglass scaffolding
    I said to him "are you a Pole Vaulter?"
    He said "Nien, I am German, how did you know my name is Walter?"
  8. John saw a man walking down the street carrying a very long pole. He went over to him and asked him "are you a pole vaulter?" The man replied "no, I am German, but how did you know my name?
  9. I saw a guy walking down the street with a large pole I asked him, "are you a pole vaulter?"
    He replied: "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name?"
  10. I once met an Olympian athlete. I asked him - Are you a pole vaulter? He replied - No, I'm German but how did you know my name is Walter?

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Pole Vaulter One Liners

Which pole vaulter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pole vaulter? I can suggest the ones about vaulter and pole.

  1. What is a pole vaulter's favourite drink? Spring water.
  2. A pole vaulter walks into a bar She's disqualified (and really tall).
  3. It's okay to hurt a pole-vaulter's feelings They seem to get over it easily.
  4. What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog
  5. Did you know that there are female pole vaulters in the Olympics? They lower the bar.
  6. Hey, are you a Pole Vaulter? no, I'm German, and how do you know my name?

Pole Vaulter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pole vaulter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telephone pole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pole vaulter pranks.

As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

Two men at the Olympics

Two men are at the Olympics. One man walks up to the second man and asks, "Hey, are you a pole vaulter?"
The second man responds, "Nope, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

Best read out loud

I was walking past my local athletics track when I saw a man carrying a very long, thin bag. I asked him "are you a pole vaulter?"
He said "Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

Outside of the athletes village at the Olympics I saw a guy walking with a pole vault..

I asked him " are you a pole vaulter ?"
To which he replied "nein, I am German. How did you know my name vas Vaulter?"

Reporter approaches an athlete at the olympics and asks " are you a pole vaulter?"

Athlete (in German accent) "no I'm not polish, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

A reporter is looking for someone to interview at the Summer Olympics

He sees a man carrying a twelve-foot pole and asks, "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"
The man replies, "No, I'm German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

Pole vaulter

So I was at the Olympics the other day and saw a man walking round with a long pole. I went up to him and said,
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
And he replied, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name?"

Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge?

It was ridickulous.

A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar

wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
..."about 4 inches"

Walter.

I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

A man walks down the street with a large pole on his shoulder

A person across the street asks:
"Are you a pole vaulter"
(With a strong German accent): "No, I'm a German but how did you know my name is Walter?"

A man was walking down the street with a long pipe on his shoulder when somebody came up to him and said 'Excuse me, are you a Pole Vaulter?'

He replied, 'No I'm German, but how did you know my name?'.

I was walking through the Olympic Park when I saw a man with a really long stick, I asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "Yes, but how do you know my name is Walter?"

I once saw this guy walking down the road with a 15ft piece of fibre glass. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?"

He answered "Nein, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walther?"

At Munich Airport

A young man approaches an Olympic athlete carrying a long pole and asks are you a pole vaulter?
The man clearly annoyed responds no, I'm German, and how did you know my name is Walter?!

One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?

Reply: No, I'm German. And how did you know my name was Walter?

While at the olympics, a man with a long stick waljed past me

I said;
"Excuse me, a you a pole vaulter?"
He replied;
"No, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...

"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.
"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

Australian Olympic hurdler sees another athlete at the track carrying a long stick and asks him, 'are you a pole vaulter?'

He replies (in an accent) 'No,
actually I'm from Germany
and how did you know my name was Walter?'

I was at the Olympics and saw a man carrying a large pole.

I asked him Are you a pole vaulter?
He replied I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?

At the Olympics, a guy walks past a group of spectators, carrying a long pole.

One of the onlookers says to the guy, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The guy responds, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

Went to the Olympic games today

I met a man carrying a long pole.


I asked him
"are you pole vaulter?"

He replied
"no, I'm German, and how did you know my name was Walter?"

I went to the Olympics in Tokyo...

... and saw a guy walking around with a big stick.
So I asked: "Are you a pole vaulter?".
He replied: "No I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
(stole this joke from Billy Connolly)