Pole Vault Jokes

Funniest Pole Vault Short Jokes

Short pole vault jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pole vault humour may include short long jump jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea? He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.
2. Overheard from a 14 year old: Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can pole vault
3. What event will Mexico win in the next summer Olympics? Hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
4. Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting.
5. Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting
6. Trump for President? The only people who aren't afraid of a Trump presidency are on Mexico's Pole Vault team.
7. Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up.
8. in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans
9. What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple.
10. Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar.

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Pole Vault One Liners

Which pole vault one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pole vault? I can suggest the ones about track and field and parkour.

1. What famous actor pole-vaults over trees? John TreeVolta
2. Why did Donald Trump watch the Olympics ? To see how tall the Mexicans can pole vault.
3. What's the safest sport? Pole vault.
4. I once knew a guy who would pole vault for his house guests It was over the top.
5. Where does Poland keep its money? In pole vaults
6. Why doesn't Mexico have a pole-vaulting team? Because the ones who can are already here.
7. I tried pole vaulting and I didn't like it Now, I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole
8. Don't throw your toothpicks in the urinals... The c**... have learned to pole vault.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Pole Vault Jokes

What funny jokes about pole vault you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vaulter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pole vault pranks.