The Best 6 Polaroid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Polaroid jokes. There are some polaroid photographer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these polaroid caption puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Polaroid Jokes and Puns

I just took a Polaroid of a breaking news event!

More on this story as it develops

Polaroid of the suspect

Reporter: 'Here I am, live at the scene of the crime, in fact I've just learnt the police have a polaroid of the suspect. More on this story as it develops.'

Someone surprised me by jumping out and taking a Polaroid of me

Afterwards I was visibly shaken

What's the difference between a Polaroid picture and a baby?

If you shake the Polaroid it develops faster.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.


Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat we tried to take a polaroid last christmas and it's still printing!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the polaroid delusions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working polaroid camera piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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