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An attractive woman was reading The History of p**... on the bus the other day...
... I struck up a conversations opening with "That seems interesting"
She responds: "It really is! Did you know that Native Americans have the longest p**... in the world? And Poles the girthiest!"
She extends her hand, I grab it and say... "Tonto Polanski, pleasure to meet you"
What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common?
They both come in little cans.
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With all of the recent Hollywood s**... scandals, it makes me think about Roman Polanski's place in all of this.
I mean, comparatively speaking, he's a minor offender.
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