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An attractive woman was reading The History of p**... on the bus the other day...
... I struck up a conversations opening with "That seems interesting"
She responds: "It really is! Did you know that Native Americans have the longest p**... in the world? And Poles the girthiest!"
She extends her hand, I grab it and say... "Tonto Polanski, pleasure to meet you"
What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common?
They both come in little cans.
With all of the recent Hollywood s**... scandals, it makes me think about Roman Polanski's place in all of this.
I mean, comparatively speaking, he's a minor offender.
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