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Hilarious Polak Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good polak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

firing squad

Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a p**..., are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the German escapes. Next up is the p**.... He looks around and shouts "Fire!"

Did you hear about the p**... who thought his wife was trying to kill him?

On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover"

Did you hear about the p**... that tried to kill himself?

He jumped out the basement window

A Russian, German and p**... just robbed a bank. They all jump on a train to get away from the cops...

They all climb on board a cargo car carrying pets and supplies. The crew hears the the conductor coming and hides. The Russian hides near some dog cages, sees the conductors flashlight and barks a few times. The conductor moves on, and shines his light towards the cat cages where the German hid. Right away, the German meowed and the conductor moved on without pause. Finally, as the conductor moved towards the back of the car, he approaches a sack of potatoes the p**... has hid in. He kicks the sack and the p**... yells out "PO-TA-TO"!

How many Polaks does it take to come up with heliocentric theory?


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