The Best 37 Pokey Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Pokey jokes. There are some pokey jamaican jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pokey rastafarian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...

...but then I turned myself around.

The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died.

They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems.

If you poke a Virginia Tech fan...

Are you doing the Hokie Pokey?

Pokey joke, If you poke a Virginia Tech fan...

Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died?

At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...

I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years.

I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.


I just joined a support group.

Hokey Pokey Anonymous

With their help, I turned myself around.

The guy who invented the "hokey pokey" died recently. . . .

I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin.

Pokey joke, The guy who invented the "hokey pokey" died recently. . . .

Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey?

He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.

I used to be addicted to the "Hokey Pokey" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again...

But I turned myself around.

I used to be obsessed with The Hokey Pokey. It was ruining everything.

But then I turned my life around. Because that's what it's all about.

The creator of hokey pokey died yesterday...

They had a hard time burying her, though. Every time they put her left leg in the coffin, she took it right back out.

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Why is the thornbush the Rastafarian's new favorite plant?

Because it's Pokey Mon'.

TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Planning his funeral went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week....

Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket

They put the left leg in....

And then the trouble started

I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey

It's where you go to turn yourself around.

Pokey joke, I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey

"Police Traffic Stop"

Police: "Driver, step out of the vehicle!! Put your hands up! Take two steps to the left! Take two steps back! Now do the Hokey Pokey, but don't turn yourself around!"

I was really into the hokey pokey

But then i turned myself around

I told my friend he should read this book about the Hokey Pokey.

He said he'd rather just read the summary. I asked him why, and he said "that's what it's all about."


why couldn't they get the inventor of the hokey pokey into his coffin when he died?

they put his right foot in, they put the right foot out

Did you hear about the reformed serial killer that murdered prostitutes by stabbing them with car keys?

He did the ho key pokey then he turned himself around.

What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man?

Pokey Mon

Inventer died...

The inventer of the Hokey Cokey (UK), Hokey Pokey (elsewhere) died.

"...*after trying to get his left leg into the coffin*...."

Did you hear about the dancing heroin addict?

He tried to do the Hokey Pokey, but he couldn't turn himself around.

I'd tell more of the joke, but that's what it's all about.

I'm going to start a rehab program called the Hokey Pokey

Because you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about

The hokey pokey can be tough the first time you try it...

But eventually turn yourself around

I just realised it's been years since I did the hokey pokey

I guess I forgot what it's all about.

The guy who invented the hokey-cokey/hokey- pokey died last week :-(

Apparently they had a bit of a job getting him in his coffin.

First they put his left leg in...........

Ya know, people can get addicted to just about anything -- I once was addicted to the Hokey Pokey,

.....but then I turned myself around.

TIL: The origin of the hokey pokey

Two Latin magicians were conjuring simultaneously when the dance appeared out of nowhere.

It's been years since I played Hokey Pokey

I guess I forgot what it was all about

THE POKEY

I spent the weekend in jail. Now i know why jail is also referred to as 'the pokey.'

I haven't done the Hokey Pokey in years...

I forgot what it's all about.

I was considering shaking this Hokey Pokey craze out of existence.

But then I thought to myself, If I stop the trend, then what's it all about?

I just found out the man who wrote the song The Hokey Pokey passed away

When they put him in his coffin, they put the left leg in, they took the left leg out...

My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.

It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.

I used to be addicted to hokey pokey.

But then I turned myself around.

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