Pokey Jokes

Funniest Pokey Short Jokes

Short pokey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pokey humour may include short hokey jokes also.

1. Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...
2. I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
3. I just joined a support group. Hokey Pokey Anonymous
   With their help, I turned myself around.
4. Prisons nationwide have integrated the Hokey-Pokey into their physical education program. They think it will help the inmates turn their lives around.
5. I'm going to start a rehab program called the Hokey Pokey Because you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about
6. What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon.
7. I told my friend he should read this book about the Hokey Pokey. He said he'd rather just read the summary. I asked him why, and he said "that's what it's all about."
8. I was considering shaking this Hokey Pokey craze out of existence. But then I thought to myself, If I stop the trend, then what's it all about?
9. why couldn't they get the inventor of the hokey pokey into his coffin when he died? they put his right foot in, they put the right foot out
10. "Police Traffic Stop" Police: "Driver, step out of the vehicle!! Put your hands up! Take two steps to the left! Take two steps back! Now do the Hokey Pokey, but don't turn yourself around!"

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Pokey One Liners

Which pokey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pokey? I can suggest the ones about crumby and pointy.

1. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around.
2. What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man? Pokey Mon
3. What is a tacks favorite song? The hokey-pokey!
   From my 7 year old, with love.
4. I haven't done the Hokey Pokey in years... I forgot what it's all about.
5. I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey It's where you go to turn yourself around.
6. Why is the thornbush the Rastafarian's new favorite plant? Because it's Pokey Mon'.
7. I've just realized something. The hokey pokey *is* what it's all about.
8. What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon.
9. If you poke a Virginia Tech fan... Are you doing the Hokie Pokey?

Hokey Pokey Jokes

Here is a list of funny hokey pokey jokes and even better hokey pokey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The guy who invented the "hokey pokey" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin.
• TIL: The origin of the hokey pokey Two Latin magicians were conjuring simultaneously when the dance appeared out of nowhere.
• The hokey pokey can be tough the first time you try it... But eventually turn yourself around
• Did you hear about that guy who got too into hokey pokey? He really turned himself around
  :D

Witty Pokey Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about pokey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pokey pranks.