Pokey Jokes

58 pokey jokes and hilarious pokey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pokey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Gather your friends, it's time for some laughs! Get ready for some of the funniest Pokey Jokes around. Read jokes about Gumby and Pokey, hacker Pokey, rockstar Pokey and even Mari Pokey. Bring on the smiles and the laughter, it's time to get hokey pokey!

Funniest Pokey Short Jokes

Short pokey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pokey humour may include short hokey jokes also.

  1. Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...
  2. I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
  3. For 7 years i was addicted to the hokey pokey. Then i turned myself around...because that's what it's all about.
  4. Ya know, people can get addicted to just about anything -- I once was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, .....but then I turned myself around.
  5. I just joined a support group. Hokey Pokey Anonymous
    With their help, I turned myself around.
  6. The guy who invented the hokey-cokey/hokey- pokey died last week :-( Apparently they had a bit of a job getting him in his coffin.
    First they put his left leg in...........
  7. Prisons nationwide have integrated the Hokey-Pokey into their physical education program. They think it will help the inmates turn their lives around.
  8. I just found out the man who wrote the song The Hokey Pokey passed away When they put him in his coffin, they put the left leg in, they took the left leg out...
  9. My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey. It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.
  10. I'm going to start a rehab program called the Hokey Pokey Because you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about

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Pokey One Liners

Which pokey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pokey? I can suggest the ones about poked and crumby.

  1. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around.
  2. I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... then I turned myself around.
  3. If you poke a Virginia Tech fan... Are you doing the Hokie Pokey?
  4. I used to be addicted to hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.
  5. What do you call a Jamaican spear wielding man? Pokey Mon
  6. What is a tacks favorite song? The hokey-pokey!
    From my 7 year old, with love.
  7. I haven't done the Hokey Pokey in years... I forgot what it's all about.
  8. I was really into the hokey pokey But then i turned myself around
  9. I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey It's where you go to turn yourself around.
  10. Why is the thornbush the Rastafarian's new favorite plant? Because it's Pokey Mon'.
  11. It's been years since I played Hokey Pokey I guess I forgot what it was all about
  12. I've just realized something. The hokey pokey *is* what it's all about.
  13. What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon.

Hokey Pokey Jokes

Here is a list of funny hokey pokey jokes and even better hokey pokey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems.
  • I told my friend he should read this book about the Hokey Pokey. He said he'd rather just read the summary. I asked him why, and he said "that's what it's all about."
  • I used to be addicted to the "Hokey Pokey" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
  • I was considering shaking this Hokey Pokey craze out of existence. But then I thought to myself, If I stop the trend, then what's it all about?
  • I just realised it's been years since I did the hokey pokey I guess I forgot what it's all about.
  • why couldn't they get the inventor of the hokey pokey into his coffin when he died? they put his right foot in, they put the right foot out
  • "Police Traffic Stop" Police: "Driver, step out of the vehicle!! Put your hands up! Take two steps to the left! Take two steps back! Now do the Hokey Pokey, but don't turn yourself around!"
  • The guy who invented the "hokey pokey" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin.
  • The creator of hokey pokey died yesterday... They had a hard time burying her, though. Every time they put her left leg in the coffin, she took it right back out.
Pokey joke, The creator of hokey pokey died yesterday...

Witty Pokey Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about pokey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pointy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pokey pranks.

Did you hear about the dancing h**... addict?

He tried to do the Hokey Pokey, but he couldn't turn himself around.
I'd tell more of the joke, but that's what it's all about.

Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week....

Every thing went well with the f**... except putting the body in the casket
They put the left leg in....
And then the trouble started

TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Planning his f**... went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Did you hear about the reformed serial killer that murdered prostitutes by stabbing them with car keys?

He did the h**... key pokey then he turned himself around.


I spent the weekend in jail. Now i know why jail is also referred to as 'the pokey.'

Pokey joke, It's been years since I played Hokey Pokey

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