Pokemon Jokes

Funniest Pokemon Short Jokes

Short pokemon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pokemon humour may include short pokemon go jokes also.

1. In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
   
2. If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line? Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
3. Did you hear that auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go? They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.
4. What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
5. Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
6. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
7. A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it
8. Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
9. What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something
10. My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Pokemon One Liners

Which pokemon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pokemon? I can suggest the ones about pokemon cards and pokemon name.

1. I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now.
2. What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash
3. I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.
4. I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick
5. Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name
6. What does Pokemon and a prison break have in common? You gotta catch Jamal.
7. A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.
8. What do you call a jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!
9. What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree
10. If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu
11. itsnate joke tiktok What's jewish favorite Pokemon character ?
    Ash !
12. Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash
13. Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu.
14. I made a vegan cake out of Pokemon It was butterfree
15. You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon? Fake Mews.

Pokemon Go Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon go jokes and even better pokemon go puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
• What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
• I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?
• What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)
• Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. "Gotta catch Jamal"
• I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder
• When I was in Africa, I decided to play a little pokemon go until a young black boy stole my phone and ran off with it. Oh well,
  Gotta catch Jemal!
• Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.
• What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases.
• Earlier I had to go to the Pokemon Center For my Koffing turned into Weezing.

Pokemon Pikachu Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon pikachu jokes and even better pokemon pikachu puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
  Because it might pi-ka-chu
• What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes? Machu Pikachu
• Don't let your Pokemon in the bathroom while you're taking a shower It'll Pikachu.
• Why shouldn't you let your pokemon into the bathroom while you shower? So they don't Pikachu.
• Why are Pokemon considered manly in peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
• How dya get Pikachu on a bus ..? You gotta Pokemon!
• Why do perverts love Pokemon? Because they can catch a Pikachu.
• Why don't you ever shower with a Pokemon? They might Pikachu
• How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon
• Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu

Pokemon Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon name jokes and even better pokemon name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I named my Pokemon Margarine... ...because it's butterfree.
• Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?
• If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards... Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.
• One thing I know is that a computer science major didn't name the original pokemon. Otherwise, charmander would evolve into stringmander.
• Dj Khaled is like a pokemon he just says his name.
• I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted. Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".
• What's the name Jewish pokemon trainer Ash
• What's the name of the erectile dysfunction medication used in Pokemon? PP up
• Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection.
• If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... v**...-sore

Pokemon Cards Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon cards jokes and even better pokemon cards puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like my women like I like my Pokemon Cards Sticky
• Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu.
• What's more pathetic than collecting Pokemon cards as an adult? Missing out on that hot pokemon action.
• Whats the difference between a girls G spot and a lost pokemon card collection? A guy will spend as much time as it takes to find the pokemon cards...
• Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
• Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
• Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
• Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos? Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
• Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower? Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
• Whats the best Pokemon card? The race card

Delightful Fun Pokemon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about pokemon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gamer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pokemon pranks.