Pokemon Jokes

Funniest Pokemon Short Jokes

Short pokemon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pokemon humour may include short pokemon go jokes also.

1. In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
   
2. If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line? Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
3. Did you hear that auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go? They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.
4. What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
5. Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
6. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
7. A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it
8. Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
9. What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something
10. My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Pokemon One Liners

Which pokemon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pokemon? I can suggest the ones about pokemon cards and pokemon name.

1. I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now.
2. I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick
3. Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name
4. A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.
5. What do you call a jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!
6. What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree
7. itsnate joke tiktok What's jewish favorite Pokemon character ?
   Ash !
8. Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu.
9. I made a vegan cake out of Pokemon It was butterfree
10. What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes? Machu Pikachu
11. Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone.
12. What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? Geodude
13. A Grass-Type Pokemon walks in a doctor's office "Doc, my bulb is sore"
14. I named my Pokemon Margarine... ...because it's butterfree.
15. I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder

Pokemon Go Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon go jokes and even better pokemon go puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
• What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
• I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?
• What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)
• When I was in Africa, I decided to play a little pokemon go until a young black boy stole my phone and ran off with it. Oh well,
  Gotta catch Jemal!
• Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.
• What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases.
• Earlier I had to go to the Pokemon Center For my Koffing turned into Weezing.
• I'm on medication for my Pokemon Go addiction. Gotacachemol.
• Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective.

Pokemon Pikachu Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon pikachu jokes and even better pokemon pikachu puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
  Because it might pi-ka-chu
• Why are Pokemon considered manly in peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
• Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu
• How do you get pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon.
  Very old i know. I'm sooo sorry
• What's a stalkers favourite pokemon? Pikachu
• What is the most famous Pokemon in modern art? Pablo Pikachu
• A pokemon was sent to jail one day. They say that he was trying to pikachu in the shower
• Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones.. Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.
• Ay girl, are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna take a Pikachu.
• Hey girl, you ever played Pokemon Snap? 'cause I keep trying to get a Pikachu

Pokemon Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon name jokes and even better pokemon name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?
• If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards... Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.
• One thing I know is that a computer science major didn't name the original pokemon. Otherwise, charmander would evolve into stringmander.
• I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted. Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".
• What's the name of the erectile dysfunction medication used in Pokemon? PP up
• Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection.

Pokemon Cards Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon cards jokes and even better pokemon cards puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like my women like I like my Pokemon Cards Sticky
• What's more pathetic than collecting Pokemon cards as an adult? Missing out on that hot pokemon action.
• Whats the difference between a girls G spot and a lost pokemon card collection? A guy will spend as much time as it takes to find the pokemon cards...
• Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
• Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
• Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos? Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
• Whats the best Pokemon card? The race card

Delightful Fun Pokemon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about pokemon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dungeons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pokemon pranks.