Pokemon Jokes
132 pokemon jokes and hilarious pokemon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pokemon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These are some hilarious pokemon jokes that will definitely make you laugh.
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Funniest Pokemon Short Jokes
Short pokemon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pokemon humour may include short pokemon go jokes also.
- In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
- If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line? Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
- Did you hear that auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go? They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.
- What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
- Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
- Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
- A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it
- Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
- What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something
- My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
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Pokemon One Liners
Which pokemon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pokemon? I can suggest the ones about pokemon cards and pokemon name.
- I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now.
- I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick
- Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name
- A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.
- What do you call a jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!
- What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree
- itsnate joke tiktok What's jewish favorite Pokemon character ?
Ash ! - Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu.
- I made a vegan cake out of Pokemon It was butterfree
- What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes? Machu Pikachu
- Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone.
- What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? Geodude
- A Grass-Type Pokemon walks in a doctor's office "Doc, my bulb is sore"
- I named my Pokemon Margarine... ...because it's butterfree.
- I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder
Pokemon Go Jokes
Here is a list of funny pokemon go jokes and even better pokemon go puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
- What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
- I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?
- What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)
- When I was in Africa, I decided to play a little pokemon go until a young black boy stole my phone and ran off with it. Oh well,
Gotta catch Jemal! - Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.
- What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases.
- Earlier I had to go to the Pokemon Center For my Koffing turned into Weezing.
- I'm on medication for my Pokemon Go addiction. Gotacachemol.
- Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective.
Pokemon Pikachu Jokes
Here is a list of funny pokemon pikachu jokes and even better pokemon pikachu puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu - Why are Pokemon considered manly in peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
- Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu
- How do you get pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon.
Very old i know. I'm sooo sorry - What's a stalkers favourite pokemon? Pikachu
- What is the most famous Pokemon in modern art? Pablo Pikachu
- A pokemon was sent to jail one day. They say that he was trying to pikachu in the shower
- Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones.. Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.
- Ay girl, are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna take a Pikachu.
- Hey girl, you ever played Pokemon Snap? 'cause I keep trying to get a Pikachu
Pokemon Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny pokemon name jokes and even better pokemon name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because They embark you on your journey?
- If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards... Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.
- One thing I know is that a computer science major didn't name the original pokemon. Otherwise, charmander would evolve into stringmander.
- I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted. Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".
- What's the name of the erectile dysfunction medication used in Pokemon? PP up
- Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection.
Pokemon Cards Jokes
Here is a list of funny pokemon cards jokes and even better pokemon cards puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like my women like I like my Pokemon Cards Sticky
- What's more pathetic than collecting Pokemon cards as an adult? Missing out on that hot pokemon action.
- Whats the difference between a girls G spot and a lost pokemon card collection? A guy will spend as much time as it takes to find the pokemon cards...
- Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
- Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
- Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos? Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
- Whats the best Pokemon card? The race card

Delightful Fun Pokemon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about pokemon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dungeons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pokemon pranks.
What do you call a Rastafarian proctologist?
Pokemon!
What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon?
B to cancel evolution
What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon?
NEIN-Tails.
Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?
He was a shellfish pokemon.
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What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common?
The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**.
My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon
So am like...you want to be a ditto?
Thanks to Pokemon Go...
I'm finally going to lose weight.
Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?
Because he might peek at chu.
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What does Pokemon Go and s**... have in common?
They're not for kids.
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Playing Pokemon Go is like having s**... with a cheap h**......
..You never know what you're going to catch.
A guy walks into a bar...
his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away.
Is it really 2016?
Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.
Who's the dankest pokemon?
Vaporeon
Hey girl, do you play Pokemon GO?
Because I wouldn't mind helping you hatch some of your eggs.
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How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza s**...?
They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
With the release of the 0.31 version of Pokemon Go, my battery life has been amazing!!
It turns out the game uses much less battery when you aren't playing.
Did you hear about the girl who caught the STD Pokemon?
She got a Vulvasore!
What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?
The 'mons of Venus.
I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it.
He's a slowbro.
Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew
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If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be......
v**...-sore
What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?
Zikachu.
Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk
I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'
The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO!
Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash
What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?
Vaporeon
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What do you call a jewish Pokemon?
A Circumscyther.
STDS are like Pokemon
My dad gave me the best ones when I was 12
My friend asked me why I always use pokemon puns
My only response was "Wynaut?"
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You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon?
Fake Mews.
If an animal was little, blue and had leaves coming out of it you'd think it's odd
But if it was a Pokemon, you'd think it's just Oddish.
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[POKEMON] What is a Crobat's favorite move?
A**crobat**ics
I came up with this one myself. Someone else could have came up with this before. I dont know.
An electric pokemon just sneezed its biggest sneeze ever
Some would call that its 'Peak Achoo'
What's the Pokemon Sableye's birth sign?
Gem-in-eye
If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...
Wakanda Pokemon are you?
What do you call a religious Pokemon?
A PikaJew
[OC] What's Matthew Mcconaughey's favourite Pokemon?
_Rhydon rhydon rydon_
What do police officers and pokemon have in common?
attacking the enemy until they're weak then trying to catch them.
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Why do perverts love Pokemon?
Because they can catch a Pikachu.
Why didn't the pokemon listen to classical music?
Because he was lycanroc.
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What do Pokemon and STDs have in common?
If you toss your b**... around randomly for long enough you're bound to catch one
A Pokemon trainer goes to see a doctor
She is worried about a substantial, painful growth on one of her fingers, but the doctor tells her it's not a big deal: "It's actually quite common for a Pokemon trainer to have a bulbous sore on their hands."
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How does a Pokemon trainer commit s**...?
Escape rope.
What do you get if you trip over a Pokemon?
A bulbous sore
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Which Pokemon is 100% all-electric? Hint: it's not Pikachu
It's **Eevee**, obviously

