The Best 78 Pokemon Jokes
These are some hilarious pokemon jokes that will definitely make you laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Pokemon Jokes and Puns
In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
My favorite pokemon joke
What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire...
I've only got Ash now.
What do you call a Rastafarian proctologist?
Pokemon!
Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?
He might Pikachu.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon!
What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon?
Butterfree
A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating
Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu
Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE)
Because swift never misses.
How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?
You pokemon
What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?
Geodude
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What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common?
The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**.
Why is Pokemon quite realistic?
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
Which character of Pokemon is a jew?
Ash
What is the best part of Pokemon Go?
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go
turns out i was on tinder
Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now.
Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.
Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers...
It's not very effective.
Thanks to Pokemon Go...
I'm finally going to lose weight.
A Pokemon go user walks into a bar
Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it
I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go.
I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common?
They're not for kids.
Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker...
..You never know what you're going to catch.
A guy walks into a bar...
his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away.
Did you hear that Auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go?
They got tired of people pretending to be Ash.
Is it really 2016?
Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.
I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers
Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.
What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??
Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)
I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go.
Thanks, St Patrick
Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...
called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years.
"Gotta catch Jamal"
What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?
Both give you a good chance of catching something
Yet another Chuck Norris joke.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone.
How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip?
They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?
An increase in battery cases.
I named my Pokemon Margarine...
...because it's butterfree.
What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?
The 'mons of Venus.
I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results..
What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?
If you played pokemon in Brazil,
you might catch a Zikachu
Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew
What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer?
Ash
I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon
But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon
If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be......
Vulva-sore
What's Hitler's favorite Pokemon?
Nein-Tales.
Who's the most famous jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash
Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk
I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'
Is the reason why all of the Pokemon professors are named after trees because
They embark you on your journey?
What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?
Vaporeon
Why don't you ever shower with a Pokemon?
They might Pikachu
What do you call a jewish Pokemon?
A Circumscyther.
What does Pokemon and a prison break have in common?
You gotta catch Jamal.
Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon
All he does is shout his name
What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?
They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.
He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon?
Fake Mews.
A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar.
And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.
A Grass-Type Pokemon walks in a doctor's office
"Doc, my bulb is sore"
If an animal was little, blue and had leaves coming out of it you'd think it's odd
But if it was a Pokemon, you'd think it's just Oddish.
Why was the cop playing Pokemon?
Because he was trying to catch Jamal
What's the Pokemon Sableye's birth sign?
Gem-in-eye
If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...
Wakanda Pokemon are you?
When I was in Africa, I decided to play a little pokemon go until a young black boy stole my phone and ran off with it.
Oh well,
Gotta catch Jemal!
What do you call a religious Pokemon?
A PikaJew
[OC] What's Matthew Mcconaughey's favourite Pokemon?
_Rhydon rhydon rydon_
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What's jewish favorite Pokemon character ?
Ash !
Why are Pokemon considered manly in Peru?
It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
Why do perverts love Pokemon?
Because they can catch a Pikachu.
I made a vegan cake out of Pokemon
It was butterfree
I'm on medication for my Pokemon Go addiction.
Gotacachemol.
What do Pokemon and STDs have in common?
If you toss your balls around randomly for long enough you're bound to catch one
A Pokemon trainer goes to see a doctor
She is worried about a substantial, painful growth on one of her fingers, but the doctor tells her it's not a big deal: "It's actually quite common for a Pokemon trainer to have a bulbous sore on their hands."
How does a Pokemon trainer commit suicide?
Escape rope.
What do you get if you trip over a Pokemon?
A bulbous sore
If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line?
Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
How dya get Pikachu on a bus ..?
You gotta Pokemon!
Don't let your Pokemon in the bathroom while you're taking a shower
It'll Pikachu.
Earlier I had to go to the Pokemon Center
For my Koffing turned into Weezing.
Why shouldn't you let your pokemon into the bathroom while you shower?
So they don't Pikachu.
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