Poke Jokes

Funniest Poke Short Jokes

Short poke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poke humour may include short pong jokes also.

1. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
   This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
2. Facebook is like jail You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know
3. Why is Facebook like a prison? Because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you.
4. Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
   A key
5. I always hated weddings... I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next.". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.
6. What do you call a fear of over-engineered buildings? A complex complex complex
   
7. Steve Irwin: "Crikey! It's a deadly stingray! Let's poke it worry a stick!" Deadly Stingray: "Crikey! It's a Steve Irwin! Let's poke it with a stick!"
8. REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: "Can I join?". "Yeah.", V and W reply; "It's a closed party..."
9. I understand that some people don't like when I poke fun at God or religion but, it's always been a blasphemy!
10. You ever take something apart, poke around inside and put everything back only to realize you've left some parts out? It's why I'm not a surgeon anymore

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Poke One Liners

Which poke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poke? I can suggest the ones about pond and pear.

1. My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... So unfortunately I stopped seeing her for a while.
2. My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her
3. What do you call a turtle with a hard on? -A slow poke.
4. What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle? A slow poke.
5. My deaf girlfriend started talkin in her sleep last night Nearly poked my eye out
6. How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on.
7. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.
8. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slow poke
9. What's the best way to poke holes in an argument? Make good points.
10. I'm gonna open a Jamaican poke fusion resturant Called Poke Mon
11. How do you make a potato leek soup? Fill a potato with soup, then poke a hole in it.
12. How do you get lady gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face.
13. How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face
14. What's an acupuncturist's favorite food? Poke
15. How do you wake up a charizard in Jamaica? You Poke-em, Mon!

Stick And Poke Jokes

Here is a list of funny stick and poke jokes and even better stick and poke puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
• What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick? Nothing. Trust me.

Hilarious Fun Poke Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about poke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poke pranks.