Pointless Jokes
104 pointless jokes and hilarious pointless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pointless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you enjoy a good laugh at something with seemingly no point? Then check out this article to explore the humorous side of pointless jokes! From the decimal of nihilism to the roamin of story, these jokes are sure to have you in stitches. So, get ready to chuckle and have some fun with these Pointless Jokes!
Funniest Pointless Short Jokes
Short pointless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pointless humour may include short meaningless jokes also.
- My girlfriend likes to pretend she's 13 in bed i told her it was pointless, she'll turn 13 next year anyway
- If some part of your job feels utterly pointless, remember Putin campaigned for the 2018 elections.
- What do you call a spike that's not spiky? Pointless.
(This wit is from my 7 year old daughter. She told me this out of the blue. I'm so proud!!) - Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.
- Did you hear about the man who got depressed after he lost his favourite pencil sharpener? Everything seemed pointless!
- I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who lost all its quills. I said, That's completely pointless.
- Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.
- If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.
- My wife has left me for another man All that lies ahead is a miserable, pointless and lonely existence.
And while he's going through that I'll be down the pub every night getting drunk. - My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless.
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Pointless One Liners
Which pointless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pointless? I can suggest the ones about useless and senseless.
- What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.
- What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless.
- Without Geometry Life is pointless.
- Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless
- I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless.
- I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless
- What does a triangle call a circle? Pointless.
- I don't really care if the earth is round or flat. Because it's pointless either way.
- People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me.
- I want to design a pencil with an eraser on both ends. People say it's pointless though.
- The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless.
- What do you call a broken pencil? Pointless.
- I've tried writing with a blunt pencil. But it was pointless
- Why is it called the circle of life? Because it's pointless.
- I made a pencil with two erasers It was pointless
Pointless Story Jokes
Here is a list of funny pointless story jokes and even better pointless story puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A story of a pencil. Nevermind, it's pointless.
- What is truly pointless? To tell a bald guy a hair raising story.
- My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less.
Happy Pointless Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about pointless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean futile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pointless pranks.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
What did the nihilistic dentist say to the starving vampire?
"These teeth are pointless."
I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened...
Seems pretty pointless to me.
Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?
Because they're all pointless
So I bought a nihilistic pencil
It's pointless.
I just find that blunt pencils are so...
... pointless
I'll find my own way out
I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum
but decided it was pointless.
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What do you call a cow with no n**...?
Udderly pointless
I tried to explain what integers are
It was pointless
Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars..
Girl: Oww, Infinite?
Boy: Nope, Pointless ..
I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened.
I thought it was pretty pointless
If you ever feel like your life is meaningless and pointless
Just remember that someone out there is fitting indicators on BMWs
What do my existence and an unsharpened pencil have in common?
They're both dull and pointless.
I just spent a whole hour writing with a broken pencil...
...before I realized that it was pointless...
So I used a blunt pencil yesterday...
It was pointless.
What's the worst thing about a dull nail?
It's pointless!
I only like using sharp pencils...
Otherwise they're pointless.
Did you ever hear about the guy that got his degree in breaking pencils?
He said it was pretty pointless.
I asked my philosophy prof about Nihilism
He said it was all pointless.
I forgot to pack a fork with my lunch today.
It was a pointless lunch.
Speed dating is pointless.
30 seconds aren't long enough to explain the benefits of functional programming in Haskell.
What's a pin without a point?
Pointless. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry
Two blondes were walking through the park digging holes and filling them up again.
One of them would dig the holes, and the other would fill them up. One man couldn't control his curiosity and asked the blondes why they were digging and filling holes pointlessly, to which one replied:
"Well, there was supposed to be another one of us planting saplings before we fill the holes, but she couldn't come so we'll have to make do without her."
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A triangle was talking to a circle
Triangle: you're pointless.
Circle: I know, that's how I roll.
I don't like blunt arrow heads.
They are pointless.
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The circle and the triangle
So a triangle and a circle meet each other and the triangle says: "you're pointless."
To which the circle replies: "that's how I roll!"
You must have watched "The Life of Pi".
But have you watched "The Life of Pi x R^(2)"?
It is pointless!
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What did the Triangle say to Circle?
"You are pointless"
The Circle replied, "Thats how I roll".
I told my girlfriend to stop pretending to be 13 because it's creepy and pointless
She'll be thirteen next month anyways
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My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too s**... to be a doctor
8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
My life is a circle...
It's pointless.
I would never vaccinate my kids. Its unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive, and reckless.
I take them to the doctors instead.
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
They're pointless.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless
(I'll show myself out)
Is it just me or
are circles pointless?
Tinder is used for starting a fire
But its pointless if you don't have a match
I struggled for hours trying to make use of my broken pencil...
But it was pointless.
I once saw a store with a big arrow above the door
The owner removed it. It was pointless.
I had decided to write a letter by hand the other day when my pencil broke.
I tried to finish but it was pointless.
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I'm really glad boobies have n**.......
If not they would be pointless..
How does the worker of the curved edges factory feel about his job?
Pointless.
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b**... without n**....
Are pointless
Self-deprecation jokes are a lot like me.
Both are dumb, pointless, and laughed at by everyone else.
2 squares and 2 circles
2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.
The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.
The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.
Why did the triangle not marry the circle?
He was pointless
I don't see why some people use fractions instead of decimals
It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point
What are the most pointless things in the world?
Spheres
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Reddit Karma is like women
At first, everyone seems to have it except you.
No one knows how they work but everyone want them.
It would look really hard to get it untill you finally get it unexpectedly, somehow.
A difference of opinion and you lose them.
But they give you a sense of value even after being repeatedly told they are pointless.
Conclusion: Karma's a b**....
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A mathematician And an engineer decided to take part in an experiment.
They were both put in a room and at the other end was a n**... woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said Don't you see? You'll never get close enough to actually reach her. The engineer replied, So? I'll be close enough for all practical purposes.
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Here's to n**...!
Without them, t**... would be pointless.
I made a pencil with two erasers.
It was pointless...
PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!
Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit doesn't use European time...
Edit #2: I feel honoured to receive my first award ever!
Jokes without punchlines are pointless,
and incomplete sentences are annoying,
but together
Knock knock. Who's there ? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who ?
who cares it's pointless
Why do good programmers never put circles into their games?
Because no one likes pointless features.
A triangle walks up to a circle and says
You're pointless!
No one's listening
I'd had a rough day on the farm but didn't have anyone to tell about it. I sat down in the cornfield and vented to the stalks. I soon realized it was pointless to talk to the corn: it was going in one ear and out the other.
I tried to make a joke about safety scissors...
But it was pointless.
I hate circles
They're just so pointless
The other day I had was in a heated debate about circles
It was a pointless argument.
