Pointer Jokes

Funniest Pointer Short Jokes

Short pointer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pointer humour may include short mouse jokes also.

1. If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference.
2. My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer.
3. There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and
   Segmentation fault (core dumped)
4. In my spare time I'm helping blind children. This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.
5. [OC] I have a friend who breeds hound dogs and I'm trying to get into the business myself, but I don't know where to start. Maybe I should get some pointers from him
6. I've been messing about with my ouija board and i asked it if i was gonna get laid tonight. The pointer keeps gliding between the H and the A. It's been half an hour now....
7. Programming Job I wanted to give you some C++ pointers but I wanted to make sure you got this reference.
8. Raising dogs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm thinking about taking up raising dogs," the guy tells the bartender. "Great idea," the bartender replies. "I can give you a few pointers."
9. I told my dad that I was taking a c programming course. He offered to give me some pointers.
10. Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers

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Pointer One Liners

Which pointer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pointer? I can suggest the ones about reference and particle.

1. Null pointer, I love you. Nothing compares to you.
2. Why did the cat cross the road? The chicken had a laser pointer
3. I need some help finding a playful hunting dog with a short white coat. Any Pointers?
4. If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game.
5. Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?
6. what did the beer say when he shot a three pointer shot? YEAST
7. Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134
8. Who were the first female C-programmers? The Pointer Sisters.
9. What is the most depressing thing about a pc gamer... His pointer finger.
10. What do you call a rock that can shoot 3-pointers? Basketball Quartz
11. What do you call a happy Frenchman? NPE (Null Pointer Exception)
12. Have been to this mexican website... ... and now my mouse pointer is gone!
13. Why are Jews so good at basketball? They keep making 6-pointers.
14. Help me. I hate pointers so i decided to learn Java instead of C. Any pointers?
15. What's an example of Jewish foreplay? When the Rabbi makes a three-pointer at the Bris.

Laser Pointer Jokes

Here is a list of funny laser pointer jokes and even better laser pointer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A police man stopped a man with a laser pointer. Policeman: Sir, what's the power on that laser you have there?
  Man: 75.
  Policeman: 75 what?
  Man: Yep.
• I love helping blind people in my spare time. Especially since I got my new 3 watts laser pointer.
• Someone used a cane to point out stuff instead of a laser pointer during a presentation today. He asked for feedback on his presentation.
  
  I said it was fantastick
• My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend. I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.

Pointer Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny pointer dog jokes and even better pointer dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dog has ADD so I gave him Ritalin He's so focused now it turned him from a beagle to a pointer.

Pointer Finger Jokes

Here is a list of funny pointer finger jokes and even better pointer finger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm not very good at f**... myself I could use a pointer or two

Comical Pointer Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about pointer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pixel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pointer pranks.