The Best 17 Pointer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pointer jokes. There are some pointer cursor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pointer index puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pointer Jokes and Puns

My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted.

Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer.

As a white person... We need more white people jokes. I've got a few here.

What do you call a bunch of White people sitting around watching black people do all the work?


What do you call a bunch of White people chasing a black guy through a field?


What do you call a White Girl with a yeast infection?

Crackers with Cheese.

What do you call it when a white guy tries to shoot a 3 pointer?


In my spare time I'm helping blind children.

This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.

Pointer joke, In my spare time I'm helping blind children.

Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah's body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.

It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.

Null pointer, I love you.

Nothing compares to you.

I've been messing about with my ouija board and i asked it if i was gonna get laid tonight.

The pointer keeps gliding between the H and the A. It's been half an hour now....

I'm not very good at fingering myself

I could use a pointer or two

Pointer joke, I'm not very good at fingering myself

A police man stopped a man with a laser pointer.

Policeman: Sir, what's the power on that laser you have there?

Man: 75.

Policeman: 75 what?

Man: Yep.

I love helping blind people in my spare time.

Especially since I got my new 3 watts laser pointer.

Someone used a cane to point out stuff instead of a laser pointer during a presentation today.

He asked for feedback on his presentation.

I said it was fantastick

what did the beer say when he shot a three pointer shot?


You can explore pointer finger reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pointer whatnot dad jokes. There are also pointer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What did the memory address say to the program when the program was giving advice to it?

Thanks for the pointer!

My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.

I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.

Who were the first female C-programmers?

The Pointer Sisters.

What is the most depressing thing about a pc gamer...

His pointer finger.

What do you call a happy Frenchman?

NPE (Null Pointer Exception)

Pointer joke, What do you call a happy Frenchman?

A dangling pointer was trying to address...

But nobody cared as it was referring to a lot of garbage.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pointer indicator jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pointer bool piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes