Pointe Jokes

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Pointe Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good pointe joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

After someone pointed it out to her, my mother asked me to explain the difference between the District of Columbia and the country Colombia.

So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.

I pointed towards two old drunks sitting across the table in the bar

and told my friend "We'll be like that in another 10 years"
He said "That's a mirror you idiot!"

I pointed out that my wife was pressing a no-wrinkle shirt,

but she didn't appreciate the irony.

I pointed to the night sky and said, "Look, it's a mo!"

"A mo?" asked my friend. "What's a mo?"
I said, "A half-moon."

I tried ballet,

but I never got the pointe.

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