The Best 12 Poets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poets jokes. There are some poets syllables jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poets prose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poets Jokes and Puns

Came up with this joke this morning in the shower.

I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

How do poets say hello?

*"Hey, haven't we metaphor?"*

Poets joke, How do poets say hello?

I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed

It's called prose and cons

I just finished reading a book by a group of amateur poets...

The poems aren't bad, but you can tell they're not prose.

What do you call an amateur sports team made up entirely of poets?


What is love?

Poets say it's everything. Tennis players say it's nothing.

Poets joke, What is love?

How do poets say hello to each other?

Hey, have we metaphor?

How do Japanese poets do coke?

5-7-5 centimetres

What is it called when/ stoner poets riot in/ Tokyo, Japan?


I don't like dates with poets...

They always end with a whimper instead of a bang.

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The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung

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