The Best 45 Poetry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poetry jokes. There are some poetry cursive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poetry poetic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poetry Jokes and Puns

They told me I would never be good at poetry because I am dyslexic, but I proved them all wrong:

So far I have made three jugs and a vase.

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

I'm color blind

And not very good at poetry

What do you call someone who writes poetry for their dead lover?

A necromantic.

Poetry joke, What do you call someone who writes poetry for their dead lover?

National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu

For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.

" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!

I took a poetry class at an all-girls school

It was called Girls Gone Wilde.


There once was a gasman named Peter...

Who, one day while reading the meter
Used a match for a light
He blew out of sight
And as anyone who knows anything about poetry will tell you, he also ruined the meter.

I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry

The job has its prose and Khans

Poetry joke, I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry

Why was the prison poetry slam cancelled?

There were more cons than prose

Two men were chatting in a bar

"So what do you do?"

"I write"

"Oh, poetry or prose?"

"Neither, I write cartoons"

"Why's that?"

"No rhyme or reason"

I've decided to teach postcolonial theory instead of seventeenth-century poetry.

Because, you know, easier Said than Donne.

I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions.

I call it:
Prose and Cons

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Did you hear about the poet who liked to dip his work in moisturiser?

It was poetry in lotion

Telling your parents your a philosophy major is like reading them poetry

They snap

My pet horse has started writing poetry.

Edgar Allan Poe-ny

What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak?

A sturdy poetry.

What do you say to warn Edgar Allen Poe about the tree he's about to walk into?

Poetry!

Poetry joke, What do you say to warn Edgar Allen Poe about the tree he's about to walk into?

What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??

Shrekspeare!!!

Why are programmers so good at poetry?

Well, all words rhyme in binary.

Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him?

Poetry!


What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature?

A po popo Poe

Poverty is poetry to me...

Mainly because I'm dyslexic.

Poetry contest

A redneck and a Harvard graduate are in a poetry contest where they have to come up with a poem that has the word Timbuktu in it. The Harvard graduate goes first.

Amongst the desert sands
Away ride the caravans
Camels leaving, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu

The audience applauds, thinking that the redneck does not have a chance. Then the redneck goes.

Me and Tim a'huntin' went,
Found some whores in a pop up tent.
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu!

I dumped a girl because she wouldn't let me read poetry.

Prose before hoes.

You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

Poetry!

I have been weighing the pros and cons about reading poetry to prisoners.

Pros: prose
Cons: cons

I'm starting a club that discusses the good and bad parts of poetry in prison.

It's called "Prose and Cons"

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key!

This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.

What do you call a reptile that goes to a poetry slam?

A snapping turtle.

Why did Popeye lose the final round of the poetry competition?

He couldn't stanza no more

A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club.

He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.

Bathroom Poetry

This little throne I call my own

I aim to keep it neat

So drain your soul, pee down the hole

And not upon the seat

What did Spiderman say at the poetry jam?

I don't feel so good.

My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

Poetry and Short Stories

"I'm afraid I've caught poetry."

"Oh, really? Well, don't worry, sir. I used to... suffer from short stories."

"Really? When?"

"Oh, once upon a time."

They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely

My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition

Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.

Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.

I got third by smashing an urn.

Did you hear about the book of poetry that the Black Eyed Peas are publishing?

It's written in Will.I.Ambic Pentameter

There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.

They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.

The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."

The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.

The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."

They said i couldn't be good at poetry because i'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

I've started running poetry nights at the local prison.

It has its prose and cons

Why can't you read cat poetry to children?

It's all purr-verse.

I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry

It has its prose and its Khans

My best mate's dyslexic and one of our teachers suggested he try poetry

He's made 3 vases so far

World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?

A key....

There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze.

He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.

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