Poetic Jokes
8 poetic jokes and hilarious poetic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poetic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Here's a pun joke
he dig
she dig
they dig
i dig
we dig
you dig
now it's not very poetic but it is quite deep
Poetic Justice
Judge:
I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years,
Take him away boys.
Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"
What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?
Ptero-Dactyls
I was going to write something about Madame Tussauds Museum.
But I don't want to wax poetic.
"Hey, aren't you a poetic metric characterized by a short syllable followed by a long, stressed syllable?"
"iamb"
Who is the most poetic videogame character?
Sonnet the Hedgehog
Roses are red, Violets are Blue
.. Nothing poetic, they are just facts.
"TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD!," she shrieked, as she tears her body hair out by the roots.
She's waxing poetic.
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