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Poetic Jokes

8 poetic jokes and hilarious poetic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poetic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Poetic Justice

Judge:
I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years,
Take him away boys.
Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"

What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?

Ptero-Dactyls

I was going to write something about Madame Tussauds Museum.

But I don't want to wax poetic.

"Hey, aren't you a poetic metric characterized by a short syllable followed by a long, stressed syllable?"

"iamb"

Who is the most poetic videogame character?

Sonnet the Hedgehog

Roses are red, Violets are Blue

.. Nothing poetic, they are just facts.

What do you call the head judge of a poetry competition?

The poetic justice.

Do you know what Jenny dies of at the end of Forest Gump?

Poetic Justice.

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