The Best 10 Poetic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poetic jokes. There are some poetic prose jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poetic ruled puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poetic Jokes and Puns

Here's a pun joke

he dig

she dig

they dig

i dig

we dig

you dig

now it's not very poetic but it is quite deep

Poetic Justice

Judge:

I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years,
Take him away boys.

Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"

What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?

Ptero-Dactyls

I was going to write something about Madame Tussauds Museum.

But I don't want to wax poetic.

Who is the most poetic videogame character?

Sonnet the Hedgehog


Roses are red, Violets are Blue

.. Nothing poetic, they are just facts.

"TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD!," she shrieked, as she tears her body hair out by the roots.

She's waxing poetic.

What do you call the head judge of a poetry competition?

The poetic justice.

Do you know what Jenny dies of at the end of Forest Gump?

Poetic Justice.

The rap game today really lacks direct rhyming, style of rhyming, and structure. It's just amateur.

It really feels likes there is a complete lack of poetic pros.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the poetic poem jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working poetic shakespearean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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