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Poetic Jokes

8 poetic jokes and hilarious poetic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poetic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Poetic Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What is a good poetic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Here's a pun joke

he dig
she dig
they dig
i dig
we dig
you dig
now it's not very poetic but it is quite deep

Poetic Justice

Judge:
I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years,
Take him away boys.
Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"

What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?

Ptero-Dactyls

I was going to write something about Madame Tussauds Museum.

But I don't want to wax poetic.

"Hey, aren't you a poetic metric characterized by a short syllable followed by a long, stressed syllable?"

"iamb"

Who is the most poetic videogame character?

Sonnet the Hedgehog

Roses are red, Violets are Blue

.. Nothing poetic, they are just facts.

"TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD!," she shrieked, as she tears her body hair out by the roots.

She's waxing poetic.

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